My pet gerbils keep telling me to help them fly. Every time I throw one from from an upstairs window the rules of gravity are enforced to their most cruel of outcomes. Does anyone have any suggestions as to how my rodents can be made to soar through the air as they so obviously desire?
2007-02-17 05:22:36 · 12 answers · asked by MARC H 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
How about you tie a paper cup to a balloon. Put the gerbil inside the paper cup and they will being soaring up into the air like a hot air balloon. Unless the gerbil jumps out. Are you sure your gerbils aren't just suicidal?
2007-02-17 05:27:11 · answer #1 · answered by Sazziable 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I thought you were serious I would come round and chip you out a windae. As you are obviously just a dipstick I will ignore your stupidity and take the two points for taking the time to type an answer!
2007-02-17 15:29:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SIgn them up for Hang Glider Pilots License then buy them a small Hang Glider
2007-02-17 13:27:38 · answer #3 · answered by decrepid1958 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make them some little fabric wings like a flying fox has, and attach to their wee legs. Put some pillows down til they get the hang of it.
2007-02-17 13:26:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hold the gerbil close to your chest and jump!
2007-02-17 13:27:37 · answer #5 · answered by xxx 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have an idea,why dont you jump and show your gerbils how its done,sicko,joke or not.
2007-02-17 17:42:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you seriously that mental, that you would throw your gerbils out of the window!!??
get some help........
2007-02-17 14:04:39 · answer #7 · answered by ferrets4ever 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly Marc, first you must sign them up for flying lessons.
2007-02-17 13:48:52 · answer #8 · answered by patti duke 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
get a Remote control Airplane and strap the adventurous critters to it
2007-02-17 13:41:38 · answer #9 · answered by qn.harpy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You jump first and show them how easy it is to fly. :)
2007-02-17 13:28:24 · answer #10 · answered by Dorth 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋