Tell me a good joke and get a best answer.?

Question

it should be short.

Answer 1

It's dark in here...
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the
bedroom cupboard to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that the little boy
is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a football."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "£250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the cupboard together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" !
Boy - "£750"
Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your boots
and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy -"£1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh * t again. You're in my cupboard
now"

Answer 2

An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him.
When the teenager was tired of being stared at, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter, old man? Never did anything wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye when he responded, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Answer 3

Tryin to make us out.
Try doin the followin thin and i'll tell u what a joke is.those guys who do not know marathi i'm sorry.
"Ek sankhya manat dhara tyat 9 milva,parat tila 7 ne guna,tyatun 17 waja kara,aata hi sankhya eka kagdawar liha,aani tya kagdachi suruli karun gandit ghalun ghya".
Ha ha.

Answer 4

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote: Yes

Answer 5

OK so this guy drives penguins to sea world for a living. [in a freezer delivery truck] and on the way there his air conditioning broke. so he stops at this rest stop, and sees two girls with a station wagon, and he says hey you have a pretty big car do you mind taking these penguins to sea world for me while i wait for a mechanic, and he says here and hands them $500, they say sure. SO they drive off to sea world and the guy wait at the rest stop for several hours waiting for the mechanic, and all of a sudden he sees the car with the penguins in it drive by the opposite way, so he flags them down and says hey where are you going? and they replied with well we went to sea world and had a great time with the penguins and now we're going to Disneyland!

Answer 6

I'll ask you a riddle instead...if you don't know the answer, give me the ten points and I'll tell you. OK!

What is the difference between a G-spot and the golf ball???

Answer 7

Angus Broon of Glasgow contains the little woman of the domicile exclaiming "Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button thats come off of me fly I canny button me pants." "Oh Angus...i've got have been given me arms interior the dishpan, circulate up the stairs and spot if Mrs. MacDonald ought to be helpin ya with it" approximately 5 minutes later there's a poor crash, a bang, slightly yelling and the sound of a physique falling doon the stairs. walking decrease back interior the door with a blackend eye and a bloody nostril comes Angus. The little woman looks at him and says "My god, what in hells call befell to you? Did you ask her like I advised you?" "Aye" says Angus.."I requested her to stitch on the wee button an she did, each thing grew to become into goin nice yet whilst she bent doon to chew off the wee thread... Mr. MacDonald walked in... a guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a alluring woman. After a couple of minutes he turns to her and says, "am i able to smell your *****?" the lady looks at him in disgust and says, "in no way!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It ought to be your ft, then."

Answer 8

Did you hear the Newfie Army bought 50 new septic tanks?

Answer 9

if youre riding your bike up a hill and the pedal falls off how many frogs are in your oven?

ICE CREAM DOESNT HAVE LEGS!!

Answer 10

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one.