Me and Joeline are going clubbing tonight...will it be safe to leave our 6 month old outside in the pram??

Question

we'll stick a couple of bottles in there...

bottles of Stella that is....

mmm just a minute d-rail...you reckon we could get 50 per cent??

Answer 1

Gent i told you not to ask....i will put him in my huge Louis Vuitton handbag .....sellotape a bottle to his mouth...and take him in wi us.....no one will notice...

Answer 2

What about the other 5 children you have? They are old enough to look after the youngest. Did you remember to lock the front door this time though?
Joeline is about to drop another any minute, too.
Now I know how I should have spent my child benefit! You two have fun. A few mls of methadone in the bottle will keep the little 'un calm while you get it on down.

Answer 3

Of course it will be safe to leave you child outside a club..... Safer than staying with yourselves if you could even joke about something as serious as this. At least this is a joke as if you did have a child and these where your true thoughts social services would have put your child in a home where people genuinely care. Hopefully with a mental capacity that you have shown you have you wouldn't even know how a baby is made so go and play with your toys.

Answer 4

Um, I hope this is a fake question.
There was a couple ion Korea that left their baby at home by itself while they went to the internet cafe (they were only planning to be gone an hour) When they returned home their baby was dead.
You should never leave a baby unattended, though in this case I hope someonoe takes it while you are at the club, it will probably have a better life (that's another reason not to leave a baby unattended, anyone can walk off with it.)
Anyway, thanks for the 2 points.

Answer 5

Well, let's hope you and Joeline are having a good laugh!

In all seriousness, what do you think? Would you be happy to leave a six month old, defenceless child, who relies on its mother for everything, unattended out in the cold, with no food, comfort or reassurance.... Get real ladies, either don't go or get a reliable, resonsible baby sitter in to look after baby.

Answer 6

The baby should be OK she will be picked up by the police and placed in protective care, you can than party for the rest of your life without having to worry about the poor little mite

Answer 7

Yeah just make sure the baby has plenty of blankets and a night light

Perhaps one of the bouncers will keep an eye out as well or plug the moniter into it LMAO

Answer 8

Obviously, this is illegal and cruel. This is called child endangerment, at the least level of criminal behavior. Child abandonment could be added and you could lose your child for good. People are afraid to leave their puppies in a car...........and you think of leaving a baby? I hope this is a joke. Really, hope this is a bad joke. If you can afford to 'club' you can afford to pay a sitter.

Answer 9

I take it you are JOKING!!???!!! If not..... how could you think of such a thing? It is totally irresponsible to leave a baby alone anywhere, never mind outside a club. She could be stolen, or hurt or get lonely or need changed or fed. People like you should not have babies if you cannot be responsible.

Answer 10

Just pay the bum on the corner a couple of bucks to babysit for you. Make sure he understands that if he sells the kid, you get 50%.

Of course you could get 50% - tell the bum you'll burn his cardboard house down to the ground if he doesn't pay up!

Answer 11

yeah, dump the baby outside!
That way it wont ruin your pulling chances of picking up another bloke tonight to knock you up, hopefully you could pick up a different race guy... then you can be a proper statistic and have kids for different race men, then your kids will look like a BENNETTON advert.