2007-02-17 01:07:50 · 12 answers · asked by roythehoople 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
never excuse, never explain. "I'm calling in sick."
2007-02-17 01:28:44 · answer #1 · answered by David B 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've used a few good ones before. The more ridiculous the story, the better. If you want to just call in an hour or two late, tell them there is a cement truck parked immediately behind your car in the parking lot and you can't get out. I did this and it worked. If you want to be gone the whole day on a Monday, which is risky cause of the 3-day weekend thing, here's a good one. Call and say you aren't exactly sick, but in your current state it is best that you not come to work because you have come down with diarrhea. It's believable and there will be no questions asked.
2007-02-17 09:17:10 · answer #2 · answered by G-Lanz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Toothache, Nausea, Strained back, Pulled something in your lower back, Stomach Flu, Fever, Body Aches, etc.
2007-02-17 09:16:02 · answer #3 · answered by 2007_Shelby_GT500 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ankles are swollen - can't walk
back is strained - have to lie down
fell in the bathroom and hit the spine
Good ol' flu always work
2007-02-17 09:39:41 · answer #4 · answered by La_Nore 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you opened your window, to let the fly out. As you lent out, you sneezed, which caused you to fall, breaking both your legs. They're bound to believe you!
2007-02-17 09:14:40 · answer #5 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ghost of Washington is haunting your house?
2007-02-17 13:54:51 · answer #6 · answered by XX 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terrible Migraine with vomiting and dizziness.
2007-02-17 09:15:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat some bad creme or mayonnaise and then you won't need to lie about having tomaine(food poisoning).
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2007-02-17 09:13:43 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A hangover from the Chinese New Year.
2007-02-17 09:17:37 · answer #9 · answered by Bad bus driving wolf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bends, or the flu. Most people don't know what the Bends is or are afraid of the flu.
2007-02-17 09:14:25 · answer #10 · answered by Huggles-the-wise 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋