indian jokes only
2007-02-17 01:00:43 · 12 answers · asked by himmi 1 in Sports ➔ Cricket
sehwag is departing from dressing room to the ground to bat. then his cellphone ringed which was in the dressing room. dhoni lifted his phone and replied "please hold the line. i will call sehwag" and told to sehwag "sehwag...! you got a phone call. talk to him". sehwag replied "tell to him to stay in line, i will come in just a minute".
2007-02-17 01:13:39 · answer #1 · answered by anildesk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anil kumble is a wicketkeeper,
Sachin tendulakar out by the self
Rahul Dravid beat the six sixes in one evening
Harbhajan singh made a captain
2007-02-19 09:22:54 · answer #2 · answered by dinesh v 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the funniest joke about indian cricket:
india are rubbish.
hahaha
2007-02-17 06:04:57 · answer #3 · answered by Charles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch it on screen buddy, the matches we loose are the result of all these jokes only. they just try to make it a reality on the pitch
2007-02-17 01:51:45 · answer #4 · answered by badshah 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
DIVORCE COURT SCENE :
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live
with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never
beat anybody !!!
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Indian Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Caller :"Can I talk to Azharuddin Please,I am his friend and
calling from Hyderabad."
Indian Team Manager:"Sorry,he went to bat"
Azharuddin's friend:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"
2007-02-17 06:28:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask to Sadda Sidhu he is great person having lots of jokes & comic stories in his tummy he will help u or u can see his programs on tv especially on ndtv & star one
so go ahead yaar & ask him.
chak de phatte nap de gilli.......................ho..ho..
2007-02-20 22:45:54 · answer #6 · answered by dabrallav 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either u could go to google search or just log on to www.jokes.com
2007-02-17 19:18:07 · answer #7 · answered by swetha 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kaif runout by inzemamul haq
2007-02-17 02:10:10 · answer #8 · answered by rasconsolid 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do u know what is sachin tendulkars brotheres name ????
its sachin ninedulkar
2007-02-17 01:07:38 · answer #9 · answered by ashien ahmed 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
shewag is in form!
2007-02-17 02:18:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋