Okay so it's Saturday. What happens on Saturday's?

Question

Come up with many things that can happen on a Saturday. The one with the most or most interesting get's a best answer.

Answer 1

SATURDAY IS HAPPY DAY!!!!!

Get to lie in. Get some free time. Get some time on your own.
Men get to play football. Women get to shop.
Can choose to stay in bed and read most of day if you have a cold. Dial in a Pizza - Meet friends for Coffee Latte in town.
Join some friends in the pub and get Merry.
Feel great because your thoughts are focused on Happy.
Feel Happy because a smile is like a ray of sunshine and I think it is contagious.
The crocus are up and I am looking forward to the spring.
Tonight could be the big Lottery Win!!!!!
Some men might like a flutter on the horses and be very jolly should they win. Bless em all, the young, the short and the tall.
People may start to be nice to their fellow travellers once again in appreciation of how much better life can be with a bit of caring and sharing.
A good day could be had by all if we all put our minds to it.

Be Happy its Saturday!

Answer 2

Well all the boys and girls could come out to play (except Georgie porgy of course) and cause riots in the streets and many Granny's get bashed and many asbos are ordered.

You could end up taking home that guy you REALLY wouldn't normally! (beer is such a wonderful invention for the ugly people!)

The world could suddenly declare this toast Saturday and it becomes a national bank holiday so no more work but you have to eat toast all day until you indeed feel like one big giant piece of toast! Or worse it could be spam day!

Everyone in the world decides to drink copious amounts of alcohol and the world is a better place cos everyone keeps telling each other "i love you man!" and there could be world peace! Maybe...

A and E is bursting with drunken incidents and you could die in the waiting room because they're to busy trying to deal with the 12 yr old who's just plain drunk. Stomach pumping oh what fun!!

Or perhaps you could sit here and flick through your answers and ask a few more questions and basically chill out for the rest of your Saturday, safe inside your little box away from the outside world where danger lurks at every corner.... that reminds me, must sort out that restraining order...

Answer 3

Hi there,

I arrive home from the night club early morning, to face my Saturday .

Have breakfast.
( that doing it for you so far)?
Answer a few questions.
Visit the bookshop.
Have my cello lesson.

Jog 5km (3 miles)
Meet friends at the pub
Answer a few more questions.

Night club tonight
By Sunday, I've had it! But I'm the happiest person alive!

Answer 4

I don't know about the interesting part but Saturdays are for sleeping in after a week of toiling at your job, waking up to the sweet smell of bacon cooking and getting up to find coffee ready and pancakes about to be put on the griddle. Your family is about and the day is good.

Answer 5

In many countries where Sundays are holidays, Saturday is part of the weekend, and is traditionally a day of relaxation. Many parties are held on Saturdays, because it precedes Sunday, another day of rest. It is common for clubs, bars and restaurants to be open later on Saturday night than on other nights.

In ancient Jewish tradition Saturday is the Shabbat. Christianity adopted this tradition in terms of the Sabbath. Thus, in many languages the Saturday is named after the Sabbath. Eastern Orthodox churches distinguish between the Sabbath (Saturday) and the Lord's Day (Sunday). Roman Catholics put so little emphasis on that distinction that many among them follow – at least in colloquial language – the Protestant practice of calling Sunday the sabbath. Quakers traditionally refer to Saturday as "Seventh Day" eschewing the "pagan" origin of the name.

In Scandinavian countries, Saturday is called Lördag or Löverdag etc., the name being derived from the old word laugr (hence Icelandic name Laugardagur), meaning bath, thus Lördag equates to bath-day. This is due to the Viking usage of bathing on Saturdays.

Today, Saturday is officially called Samstag in all German-speaking countries, however, there are two names for this day in modern Standard German. Samstag is always used in Austria, Liechtenstein, the German speaking part of Switzerland and generally used in southern and western Germany. It derives from Old High German sambaztac, which itself derives from Greek Σάββατο, and this Greek word derives from Hebrew שבת (Shabbat). However, the actual German word for sabbath is Sabbat. The second name for Saturday in German is Sonnabend, which derives from Old High German sunnunaband, and is closely related to the Old English word sunnanæfen. It means literally "The day before Sunday". Sonnabend is generally used in northern and eastern Germany, and was also the official name for Saturday in East Germany. In the Westphalian dialects of Low Saxon, in East Frisian Low Saxon and in the Frisian language, Saturday is called Satertag, which has the same linguistic roots as the English word Saturday.

Saturday is the usual day for elections in Australia and the only day in New Zealand on which elections can be held, and also the preferred election day in the US state of Louisiana.

The modern Maori name for it, Rahoroi, means "washing-day".

Answer 6

Clean the guinea pigs & rabbits out,
Washing,
Ironing
Have a sh*t,
Answer Qs on YA,
Make tea,
More Qs to answers YA,
Then chill out with a bottle of wine.

Answer 7

sleep extra hours
watching Saturday morning cartoons
shopping
sleeping
doing laundry
sleeping again

Answer 8

I get up, feed kids, do laundry, wake my wife, make her lunch for work if she has a shift, do sishes, watch a Man United game, make lunch, put kids to nap, watch a show or two, go for a run, make dinner, bathe kids, put them to bed, snuggle with my wife, drink rum, play on YA, play on the computer, my blog, WOrld of Warcraft, read a book, go to bed, molest my wife, go to sleep.

Answer 9

Football
Washing day
Housework
Yahoo day
Going out with friends
Go to a pub
Chill out in front of the TV

Answer 10

someone could steal a green bus and go drivin through france making all the petrified passengers sing 'Summer Holiday' but in the style of Jimmy Nail - 'we're all gon on a sooma oliday like'

that could happen!