2007-02-16 19:48:25 · 30 answers · asked by coffers1 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Just joined the army and we had one lad who really believed he was Rambo, always going on about military type stuff and how he could probably kill anybody in the world with his bare hands. The rest of us were only there for the beer and loose women. Anyway, this prat got on our nerves for ages and then one day we were doing an assault course for the first time
You've probably seen those obstacles where you swing on a rope across a water filled hole. Well the one we had didn't have any water in. It was just a concrete pit, must have been 10 feet deep. The instructor would throw the rope across to us, we had to grab it and then swing ourselves over to the other side. Us being sensible chaps and not wanting to get ourselves hurt would wait until the rope reached us and get a good hold before we jumped.
Not Johnny Rambo. When the rope was barely half way over he launched himself at it giving out a kind of weird scream and, of course, totally missed. There was a horrible cracking sound as he hit the concrete, followed by what seemed like an hour of silence. Just as we peered over the edge he started screaming like a girl. Cue 30 squaddies rolling over and crying with laughter. We were still chuckling about weeks later.
I don't normally laugh at people shattering their arm but he was a plonker.
2007-02-16 20:16:42 · answer #1 · answered by massadaman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to see Hot Fuzz last night and it was the funniest thing i'v seen in years !!
2007-02-16 19:56:52 · answer #2 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loving the possesed dog. the funniest thing i saw on youtube was something that relates to my town. two teenagers waiting at the kebab van outside the pub (or oach coach if you will), pulling out lightsabers from nowhere, and having a good old fashioned star wars battle.
2016-05-23 21:56:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 85 year old mother at a yard sale holding an old vinyl LP and yelling to my sister (across 10 other people) "Do you want to buy this Gladys Knight and the PIMPS" record for your son?
2007-02-16 19:53:12 · answer #4 · answered by Chillyboy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My 1 yr old screaming and dancing to a dancing hamster video was the funniest thing I saw yesterday.
Or when my mam had a go at me for my temper saying she went to counselling to help with her rage. 10 mins later (no exaggeration I promise) she's yelling at the cats to eat their food, loses it, slings their food bowls at them shouting 'f%^king cats' I just stood there and said 'yeah counselling really helped' lol classic
2007-02-16 20:00:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shrek 2!
2007-02-16 20:16:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We had a plastic pool in the back yard for english bulldogs who love to swim.
The older one decided to use the teeth that don't go back into his mouth to pop it!
Our backyard isn't finished, it's dirt. So, the backyard became a mud pit with my two "white" bullys running and jumping and wiggling around in the mud.
They got so dirty, the mud caked on their noses and they couldn't breathe.........I wanted to kill them.........but they looked so funny and so happy, I laughed my a** off!
2007-02-16 20:01:46 · answer #7 · answered by Susan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
President Bush on TV....hilarious
2007-02-16 20:20:01 · answer #8 · answered by erik m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steel Magnolias when Sally Field breaks down and cries at her daughter's funeral...Comedic genius.
2007-02-16 19:54:45 · answer #9 · answered by RoninShonen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi,Coffers,
This morning I bent down to pull the flush on the toilet and my mobile phone fell out of my breast shirt pocket and into the bowl.
How I laughed.
(Sob).
P.s- Don't phone me- you'll only get electricuted
2007-02-16 20:57:26 · answer #10 · answered by misterviv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋