i remmeber one time in the 8th grade it was some girls b-day so i brought her a present.
me : hey julia i got a rabbit in my pants for you
her : shut up lucy
me : im serios you wanna see it ?
her : shut you perv !
me : its brown and fuzzy
her : Mrs. keels ! Lucifer is being perverted again !
me : no im not im serios i have a rabbit in my pants !
the teacher lady : this is a call home lucifer.
me : but lasy look here ill take it out !
the whole class : EEEWWWW DONT LOOK !
me : look his name is carrot !
julia : OMG ITS A CUTE BABY BUNNY !!
me : i told you stupid b*tch.
teacher lady : phone call home.
it couldnt have sounded that perverted did it ??
my middle name is lucifer so every one calls me lucy.
my dad said that when i was born my hair was sticking up like devil horns.
2007-02-16
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