How is it that couples can sleep together?

Question

People have been known to fart, burp, snore, cough, talk when they are asleep, so how is that people can sleep together. I wouldn't want anyone indulging in those spontaneous bodily functions next to me when I'm trying to fall asleep.

Answer 1

Most of the women I been with didn't do that. Sometimes they might have a cold and cough at night and if it's too bad, I'll sleep on the couch. Once I'm asleep...who cares if they do it....I won't know cause I'm asleep.