my gf shrunk me to the size of a pea and put me in jail...in her mouth! now you see one of her teeth was as big as my whole body...there was no way i could get out because i was in her mouth stuck between her teeth and the darkness to her throat and then to her stomach. she told me to hold in there and proceeded to sip some wine. she said that even a drop would make me completely drunk because i was so small and before i knew it i was being digested.
2007-02-16 15:41:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Don't worry it will all come out the end.
2007-02-16 15:44:24 · answer #1 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mine is better:
I have procrastinated so much on my homework, that I went back in time, and on accident, I went too far and now I have to wait six years until I am born again.
2007-02-16 23:46:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you must be either drunk or so bored that you made up a crazy story hoping to get answers from tens of hundreds of people here.
2007-02-16 23:55:52 · answer #3 · answered by dreamland 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need an intervention, does your family know you are free basing Ritalin and orange juice ?
2007-02-16 23:44:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm....You definately had a learning experience. 1) you can now say you know you girl inside and out. 2) and....umm...I am guessing you got out by going out the back door...........(yuck!)
2007-02-16 23:48:57 · answer #5 · answered by Chief Paduke 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So...did everything come out alright....I will anxiously await Part #2. You won't just leave us hanging.....
2007-02-16 23:48:07 · answer #6 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seems like you had more than a drop!
2007-02-16 23:44:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Did you taste like chicken?
2007-02-16 23:44:25 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very interesting..
2007-02-16 23:44:55 · answer #9 · answered by ~dreamvette~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just got WAAAAAY too much time on your hands, don'tcha?
2007-02-16 23:46:06 · answer #10 · answered by Katykins 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋