something to cheer me up (joke or funny story).
And thanks - I've gone over this before, but even though you all are complete strangers and lying through your teeth, it's still comforting read those answers
2007-02-16 15:36:01 · 13 answers · asked by Andrea B 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
try this.... pick all of the hearts!
http://www.hallmark.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ecard|10001|10051|538357|-2;22553;-102001;11441;-102250;-104423||P1R10S|
2007-02-16 15:40:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well , i had this friend who was bad to drink... and he would start at one end of town and work his way to the other...and he walks in to a bar one night and says" whas goin on??" the bartender said " a dart throwin contest, if you hit a bullseye you win a prize" so my friend takes a shot , and hits a bullseye the 1st time! so the bartender gave him a little turtle for a prize.
a few weeks later he was at it again and walked into this same bar, and says" awlright , a dart throwin contest,", picked up a dart and hit a bullseye the 1st time! the bartender says" now wait a minute, you were in here a coupleo weeks ago weren't you? "yees", and you won a prize then too , didn't you? "yess", well tell me what you won cause i don't want to give you the same thing twice...? my friend said" it was a roast beef sandwich on a reaal haaard bun".
2007-02-16 23:51:29 · answer #2 · answered by geezer 51 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserves your love and affection" Buddha
You are asking a bunch of people (like me) sitting here on a fri night for something many of us are lacking as well. If you can cheer me up, I will try to do the same, uh, hm,
butterflies
rainbows,sunrises
sunsets,
smiles
yummy food
snuggy bed
good movie
flowers
the sun shining through storm clouds
not being alone on a fri night, you are on here with..hm/ thousands?
2007-02-16 23:44:44 · answer #3 · answered by crct2004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay. My 12 year old son calls Burger King Burber King and we don't have the heart to correct him because it is so cute. He likes the number 7 combo too.
2007-02-16 23:39:59 · answer #4 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The other day my niece, whose a toddler, told me that her mommy's new van came with "side curtains" for their house. Really, my sisters new van came with "side curtain airbags". Yet my niece still insists that her mommy just hasn't put the curtains up in the house yet! lol
2007-02-16 23:44:41 · answer #5 · answered by Barlow 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever pictured a Kangaroo rat on
little rollerskates at the local bowling ally.
it put a smile on my face
do I see a smile :)
2007-02-16 23:40:41 · answer #6 · answered by kitti-kitti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have been sober for 30 days. Now that's funny!!!!
2007-02-16 23:42:47 · answer #7 · answered by Julian K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm..well......I am glad my answers have such a positive effect..but I am sorry to say I do not know the history of your question(s).
2007-02-16 23:44:13 · answer #8 · answered by Chief Paduke 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?
.....wanna go ride bikes?
2007-02-16 23:41:00 · answer #9 · answered by Someone who cares 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The blonde called the fire station screaming "MY KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!!! HURRY !! HELP ME!!"
The fire chief asked "What is your address?"
The blonde screamed again "DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?? MY KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!! HURRY!!"
The fire chief said.. "I know, Ma'am, but how do we get to you?"
The blonde says.. [are you ready for this?]
"DUH!! BIG RED TRUCK!!"
2007-02-16 23:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by Nancy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋