I use steroids, I cork my bat, I put pine tar on the barrel of my bat, when I pitch I use vasoline and spit, and I have sex with the groupies in the locker room before the games. Is this all normal? Someone said I could get into trouble for this but I don't see anything wrong with it...
2007-02-16 14:27:00 · 17 answers · asked by That Guy 5 in Sports ➔ Baseball
Yeah, you can cork a metal bat. It's called pop off the rubber cap and put either tennis balls or raquet balls in the barrel and preasure glue the cap back on. It carries the ball quite a few more feet and has extremely hard pop!
2007-02-16 16:35:30 · update #1
i dont think you've done enough. maybe if you gamble on a few games you may get banned.
2007-02-16 14:32:18 · answer #1 · answered by pujols5kidd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Groupies are the greatest, you should try drinking, or doing a line of coke before the games. I did all that and some heroine before the first pitch, and look at me. I play in the majors! I made it to the show. Give me a call if you get in some trouble, I can get you out of it
2007-02-16 18:08:17 · answer #2 · answered by 7 Words You Can't Say On T.V 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would say so if this is real then ya you wil get into trouble, but this also might be a joke, becuase in college ball they use metal bats, that are pointless to cork and i dont think a college would allow groupies in the locker room before a big game.
2007-02-16 14:30:38 · answer #3 · answered by Zach 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If trouble arises and your bat is seized, just break into the umpires office after the game and steal the bat before it can be examined. If they catch you doing this then turn it into a hostage situation and let it escalate from there. If you go to prison, where a tight dress because I'm sure you will be the most popular girl in your block.
2007-02-16 14:43:02 · answer #4 · answered by Bob Loblaw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...this is a good one!
Make sure there's no video of this...and then deny everything.
I guess if you put tennis balls or raquet balls in your bat, you probably shouldn't call it "corking"... I guess you'd call it "balling your bat"... but jeez, THAT doesn't sound too good, does it?
But yeah, break into the league office and steal your bat right back (fi they seize it)... then, if they catch you, just beat the crap out of 'em... don't forget, you're on steriods.
2007-02-16 14:33:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually put super balls in the bat barrel you want some pop wow
2007-02-17 01:29:40 · answer #6 · answered by Ricky Lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um...don't post stupid question...the groupies wouldn't be in the locker rooms in college ball, the bat can't be corked because it's metal...you're not funny.
2007-02-16 14:46:58 · answer #7 · answered by CJ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, this is very normal, OF COURSE THIS IS NOT NORMAL!!! Dude, you will definitely get banned from college baseball.
2007-02-16 14:48:37 · answer #8 · answered by Jesse B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think u shud kick ur manager in the balls, have orgies in the locker room, and piss on home plate first
2007-02-16 15:04:01 · answer #9 · answered by Jose Lima 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
depends on how good the groupies lawyers are
2007-02-17 17:09:50 · answer #10 · answered by Joe M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋