2007-02-16 14:26:51 · 6 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You must steal the essence of a Moldavian jelly bean and use it to create a potion which will also contain Elvira's tampon, 23 empty water bottles, and a flatulent toothpick. Then, under the nearest EXIT sign, remove your mortal clothes and smear the potion all over your body. Only the beautiful and wise enchantress, Raven of the Wood, can cleanse you with her tongue. You will be reborn as a wizard.
Of course, I heard she did it wrong once and turned the poor bastard into Don Rickles.
2007-02-16 16:32:22 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1st u need to buy a magic crystal ball (every wizard has one), after that let ur owl stand on ur right shoulder (I believe u have an owl). Now say repo men begone 13 times.......... good luck!
2007-02-17 00:23:52 · answer #2 · answered by they're savages 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Become a faerie instead and refinish your dishwasher with platinum, that's sure to throw them off :)
2007-02-16 22:30:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Click your heels three times
2007-02-16 22:30:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go visit Alice in Wonderland.. she could help you out
2007-02-16 22:29:56 · answer #5 · answered by chanteuse87 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pay your bills
2007-02-16 22:29:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋