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Once again, my wife Eugenia and I find ourself in the Church Scrabble Competition Finals against Mervin and Hortence Gays. This is the 5th year in a row and they beat us every time!!!

How can my sweet Eugenia and I avoid 'choking' this time and finally prove to the Gays, the church, and the world at large that we have Word Power????

2007-02-16 14:05:41 · 21 answers · asked by ? 4 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Wow...a LOT of mean responses from people who didn't bother to read the details but instead found it easier to make snap judgements based on preconceived notions....hmmmmm.

2007-02-18 11:13:51 · update #1

21 answers

I think you should present some ex-lax laden brownies to them before the match, or maybe some Epsom salt mixed in with orange juice, otherwise you can not defeat the Gays. even with extensive vocab study.

2007-02-16 14:19:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Good luck with that. Although, you would probably have better luck convincing the world if this was 1970. Why must you put down an entire group of people just because you can't win at scrabble?

2007-02-16 23:13:12 · answer #2 · answered by Hmmm... 3 · 1 0

Seek out the scrabble masters, they shall teach ye the true art of the word and ye shall reign all powerful! Be warned! The road is long and tiresome, you must slay the alphabet dragon, defeat the grammar goblins, and get past the maze of literacy in the forest of spelling. I wish you luck.

2007-02-16 22:53:20 · answer #3 · answered by Rageling 4 · 0 1

Mervin and Hortence are real nice church-going scrabble players...how dare you try to defame them.

2007-02-16 22:12:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Mervin and Hortence Gays will prevail. I admire your fruitless struggle against overwhelming odds,but take it on the chin like gentlefolks.
Rose P.

2007-02-16 22:18:12 · answer #5 · answered by rose p 7 · 1 2

Maybe Eugenia wouldn't choke if she started taking lessons from a gay guy on "proper techniques" I think you should get a big dildo award for pretending your not gay so well

2007-02-16 22:15:43 · answer #6 · answered by marie 3 · 1 2

No.

2 pts

2007-02-16 22:10:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Playin' with fire, flyboy. I dig your style. I say ram that Scrabble board up their limey arses - they won't notice anyway!

2007-02-17 01:00:51 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Hatred, bigotry, and discrimination is nothing more than PURE ignorance.
I hope you can learn to love and not waste your mind on hate and stupidity.

2007-02-16 23:39:25 · answer #9 · answered by Matty 1 · 0 1

I think you should most def. start having a relationship with the gay men..it may loosen you up and make you less stupid. <3

2007-02-16 22:10:08 · answer #10 · answered by Minty 3 · 3 1

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