can anyone cheer me up?
LOL.
soccer question;
barca or real madrid?
chelsea or manchester united?
2007-02-16 13:29:43 · 30 answers · asked by doober 5 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
who's that behind you?
ha...made you look
2007-02-16 13:49:47 · answer #1 · answered by NovelT 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Manchester United
Barca
did that cheer you up!
2007-02-17 19:29:15 · answer #2 · answered by madoni MU 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The following diet is designed to help you cope with the stress, paranoia, depression and delusion that builds during the holidays...
Breakfast:
1/2 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
8 oz. skim milk
Lunch:
4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast
1 cup steamed spinach
1 cup herb tea
1 Oreo cookie
Mid-Afternoon snack:
The rest of Oreos in the package
2 pints Rocky Road ice cream, nuts, cherries and whipped cream
1 jar hot fudge sauce
Dinner:
2 loaves garlic bread
4 cans or 1 large pitcher Coke
1 large sausage, mushroom and cheese pizza
3 Snickers bars
Late Evening News:
Entire frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from freezer)
RULES FOR THIS DIET:
If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.
When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you do not eat more than they do.
Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
If you fatten up everyone else around you then you look thinner.
Movie related foods do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel. Examples: Milk Duds, buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, Tootsie Rolls.
Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage.
Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something.
Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and mashed potatoes.
Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.
Anything consumed while standing has no calories. This due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.
Anything consumed from someone else's plate has no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to his/her plate. (We ALL know how calories like to cling!)
REMEMBER!
STRESSED spelled backwards=DESSERTS
barca
chelsea
2007-02-17 04:53:22 · answer #3 · answered by 00100 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Man Utd
Between Barca or Real,I don't know...
2007-02-17 08:25:53 · answer #4 · answered by Sexbomb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you need is a night out with your friends. Trust me, it works wonders for me.
Go on, put your gladrags on and go out. Or you could always try retail therapy!!
Manchester United.
2007-02-17 06:41:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it doesnt make any difference if its france won world cup after materazzi heatbutted zidane, materazzi got ejected by a red card.
need to stop your depressing?---um, ok...to help you be happier .. play a sport, have a very busy hobby, play a gag on a friend, night out with friends ,give a snappy answer to your beloved azzurri man's questions, or if youre an adult, have a sex, have a nice talk...ok ok i ll answer your question
desserts rules!! chelsea sucks ! !
2007-02-17 11:43:56 · answer #6 · answered by Azzurri Man is back!! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes!Do something you like.
FC Barcelona
Manchester United
2007-02-17 03:47:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry that you're depressed....
Soccer answers:
Real Madrid
Manchester United.
2007-02-17 18:20:29 · answer #8 · answered by 3lixir 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just remember that life is beautiful and that you lived it only once!
Barca
I don't like them both if i had i will go for Chelsea!
2007-02-17 08:42:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try gettin some excersize
Real Madrid
Arsenal
2007-02-17 01:47:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
well the chicken found out she was pregnant thought she had twins laid an egg gave birth, the egg came out and there she was she gave birth to a dinosaur egg...huh?did that make sence?
anyway hope u laughed..(was it funny)lol
real madrid
M.United
2007-02-17 05:55:24 · answer #11 · answered by Gõlden angel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋