No limitations. Just make me laugh!
2007-02-16 12:48:30 · 10 answers · asked by dragongrl62 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
How do u know when a blonde is having a bad day?
cause she has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil.
HAHA I'm so funny!
2007-02-16 12:54:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once there was a man who was married with a wife and the wife wanted to slim down so much.
Everyday, The wife would go and ride horse back and everyday the neighbour saw it.
Untill one day, The neighbour cannot tolerate so The neighbour asked the man '' How much weight did your wife lose?'' The man replied : '' She didn't but the horse lose 20 kiloes last week.'' Then the neighbour fainted.
2007-02-16 12:55:19 · answer #2 · answered by ImperfectPiinkiish♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently."
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother'? It would make me feel so much better."
"Sure," answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.
"How can that be?" He asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
2007-02-16 12:58:26 · answer #3 · answered by R♥Smart Guy♥R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The preacher stopped at Little Johnny's house one day and asked if he could speak to his mother. Little Johnny told him that his mother couldn't talk right now because she was out behind the house f*cking the goat. After the preacher found his voice, he asked Johnny, "Son, does that bother you, you know, your mother doing that with a goat and Johnny said, "Naaa aaa aaa aaa"
2007-02-16 13:00:53 · answer #4 · answered by Jade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confucius say; Man who walks sideways through airport door going to Bangkok.
Confucius say; He who drops watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
Confucius say; Man with one hand in pocket... feel cocky all day!
2007-02-16 13:26:37 · answer #5 · answered by Destiny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch this video!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFP0q4qzGw4
2007-02-16 12:55:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tickle...tickle on your feet.....OMG do they stink, don't you ever wash them?
2007-02-16 12:56:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
shut up, and give me your wallet.
2007-02-16 12:51:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is it important?
2007-02-16 12:53:35 · answer #9 · answered by Ratna Dewi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uuuuh.........I give up!
2007-02-16 12:52:49 · answer #10 · answered by a_r_cool123 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋