funny fortunes?

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i am really bored so i decided to make one of those fortune teller things that everyone made in grade school and i cant think of any fortunes to put on it. any ideas?

2007-02-16 10:04:22 · 2 answers · asked by Peyton 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes

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you could try yes/no's

1-yes
2-no
3-in who's country?
4-you got rocks in your head
5-of course
6-hahahahahahahahaha no
7-hahahahahahahahaha yes
8-im shitting ink, get back to me

Or if you could try a fortune cookie generator if you dont wanna take the 8 ball approach

2007-02-17 15:49:58 · answer #1 · answered by The M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

have you been to fugly.com? and seen their 'whorescope'? its said Sagittarius's are more likely to be murdered but i don't think that is very funny do you?!

2007-02-16 19:00:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋