2007-02-16 09:40:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I know.....I called in dead the other day, and my boss just told me I'd better be in the next day!
2007-02-16 09:44:37 · answer #1 · answered by spun_up_06 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
If the Coroner says's your dead, there's your excuse.
2007-02-16 17:49:11 · answer #2 · answered by P-Nut 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but dead people are SOO lazy.. bastards! All they do is sit around and decay... alot of times, they're in a nice coffin, so they can't even fertilize something
2007-02-16 18:15:59 · answer #3 · answered by Styles Gagan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Since you can't breathe or speak and you are in the process of being eaten by maggots.
2007-02-16 17:45:00 · answer #4 · answered by ஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐ Vee ஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's never an excuse, you better have a fill in.
2007-02-16 17:43:08 · answer #5 · answered by Joel Is Depressed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since I ran out of grandmothers to get out of work?
2007-02-16 17:45:40 · answer #6 · answered by Moon Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know I will still be lingering around after I pass...I keep telling my gay friend that I am gonna rummage around his sock drawer and find all his dildos...he gets a laugh every time.
2007-02-16 17:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never! There is only one acceptable excuse... and thats "My dog ate my Homework"
2007-02-16 17:43:00 · answer #8 · answered by Fluffy Rover 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
goverment doesn't care, they still expect you to pay taxes...Credit card companies send dead people applications...so..no excuse I guess
2007-02-16 17:46:20 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. Smoothie, aka Mr. SmartAss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not my excuse ..I'll be doing it long after I am dead ...
2007-02-16 17:45:13 · answer #10 · answered by Derby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋