Urgent Problem With Nose.?

Question

I do not seem to be able to press more than 3 peas in each nostril without crushing them. I can put 5 in each but at this point they become mushy, which is obviously most unsatisfactory. Does anyone have any tips as to how to get more in whilst still maintaining the strucural integrity of the peas. Pea-ess: Sometimes i feel short of breath, especially when I have both nostrils full of peas plus a mouth full of sweetcorn, someone must have some advice.

Answer 1

Use q-tip to gently insert the peas into your nasal cavity like the people who pound nails into their noses. You should be able to get up to five more peas in each nostril without damaging them using this method.

Answer 2

Insert peas into nose while still in pod,16 peas per nostril can be inserted easily by this method.

Answer 3

Start with petit pois and gradually work your way up through garden peas to marrowfat.Good luck in your endeavours and try not to blow out or gag on the sweetcorn as this will spoil everything.

Answer 4

Don't be such a prat what do you think you are a hamster try painting by numbers it's a much safer pass time

Answer 5

Didn't your mother teach you to chew your food first? You'll be able to fit more in your mouth and nose if everything's mushed.

Answer 6

ya don't talk with your mouth and nose full

Answer 7

obviously your nose is so large youre mistaking it for your mouth!!!

Answer 8

try frozen peas, they don't squash so easily

Answer 9

use frozen peas!!

Answer 10

WHAT!!!!!