2007-02-16 07:22:37 · 20 answers · asked by ♪ ♫Jin_Jur♫ ♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OK, before I anwering this question, let's analyse the facts.
"You... are.. cunning... You must have Klingon blood."
This was a quote that repeated every now and then in a Doom 2 Star Trek wad (Doom 2 add-on file) that I played back in '96. It's been an in-joke with me and my brother ever since because it sounded so funny.
"You Klingon Bastards! You've killed my son!" - Star Trek III
Have you seen Start Trek III: The Search for Spock, Star TreK VI: The Undiscovered Country, or Star Trek: Generations. Did you see what the Klingon scum did in those movies? Do these seem like the kind of people who you'd put your faith into?
"I... HAVE HAD... ENOUGH... OF YOU!" - Star Trek III.
The best Klingon ever was Christopher Lloyd in Star Trek III. Would you trust Christopher Lloyd, the very same guy who accidentally almost got Michael J. Fox permanently stuck in the fities in time in Back to the Future? Who the hell put that guy in command of a battlecruiser?
"To be, or not... to be" - Star Trek IV
Worf's ancestor appeared in Star Trek VI, in the room that Kirk and McCoy were being put on trial. In the next generation, Worf comes across as the biggest try-hard of a tough guy in history courtesy of Michael Dorn's poor acting. Would you trust this guy to be in a movie that you made? Of course not, he'd ruin it.
"Human women are so revolting." - Star Trek: Generations
Remember when Kirk died? What were his last words? They were, "Oh my." He didn't even shout them, just a weak "Oh my." Now any one who battles against the allegedly deadly Klingons and then comes up with something as crap-sounding as that just before dying must be a pu$$y. So how pu$$y must the Klingons have been if they had spent years battling this guy? I wouldn't even trust a couple of Klingon warriors to watch my car in a bad neighbourhood at night, phasers or no phasers. The fact that they portray themselves as a fearsome warrior race is the biggest con of all.
When it comes down to it, the Klingons are no better than the Ferengii. Con men. No, I don't trust them.
2007-02-16 08:34:14 · answer #1 · answered by Ash 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Never having met a Klingon i'd like to reserve judgement but my grandad used to say " never trust a man with ginger hair, a man under 5'2", anyone who dosn't drink and especialy anything with breasts or wheels" do klingons have any of the above characteristics ?
2007-02-16 15:33:23 · answer #2 · answered by roythehoople 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the Klingon. There's this one named Bill... if you don't watch your back he'll steal your lunch and kill your son before you can say "petaQ." I hate that guy.
2007-02-16 15:37:10 · answer #3 · answered by Gallifrey's Gone 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Of course. I'm half Klingon myself, and Kang Unbearable is married to my best friend. (Half Klingon, Half Vulcan....I don't care WHO I kill as long as it's logical)
2007-02-16 15:26:27 · answer #4 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"I have never trusted Klingons, and I never will." -- Captain James Tiberius Kirk, U.S.S. Enterprise
2007-02-16 15:26:00 · answer #5 · answered by sarge927 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not entirely. There is something really sinister about them. Well, except Worf. But he was innocent in his creation.
2007-02-16 15:27:20 · answer #6 · answered by Gnome 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I used to....until one of them owed me some money, right, and he didn't pay me back and THEN had the dear nerve to ask me for some more money...I was like "WHAT?!" and he was like "Huh?" so I don't trust them any more.
2007-02-16 15:26:48 · answer #7 · answered by Kiss You Softly 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I trust them more than Bushes.
2007-02-16 15:27:48 · answer #8 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nope lent one a tenner never sw him again, said he wanted it for his sisters facelift, *******
2007-02-16 15:25:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
As long as they don't hang around Uranus.
2007-02-16 15:28:05 · answer #10 · answered by Maddog Salamander 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋