Mine is:
"Remember, pillage first, then burn."
I'm also fond of the Ghandi quote:
"I like your Christ. I don't like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ."
2007-02-16 06:33:27 · 15 answers · asked by chieromancer 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.
If today is the first day of the rest of my life, I am SO screwed.
2007-02-16 06:46:04 · answer #1 · answered by JustMe 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank You for Watching My Rear
I Brake for Suicidal Dogs
2007-02-16 06:57:07 · answer #2 · answered by ~MIMI~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I want to make my own bumper sticker:
"Do the person behind you a favor: USE YOUR BLINKER!"
My favorites are oldies but goodies:
"Horn broke, watch for finger"
or
"Keep honking, I'm reloading!"
And since I'm from the South I have to put this one:
"Teach a Yankee to drive, point his car North"
(I have road-rage, can you tell?)
2007-02-16 06:38:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to have one when I was a teen that said "You weren't first, but you may be next". OMG how embarassing when I think of it now.
One I saw the other day" I love animals. They taste good!"
2007-02-16 06:37:43 · answer #4 · answered by Pepper's Mommy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trespassers will be violated
Spell check is for Wiches
2007-02-16 06:37:23 · answer #5 · answered by metoo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your village just phoned, their idiots missing
2007-02-16 06:36:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a car, not a phone booth.
2007-02-16 06:45:01 · answer #7 · answered by The Trooper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not speeding I just really have to poop.
and
I brake for tailgaters. (that one is my moms)
2007-02-16 06:40:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cowboy butts drive me nuts
2007-02-16 06:36:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You've been naughty, go to my room
2007-02-16 06:35:43 · answer #10 · answered by puresatin 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋