do u know any ways i can annoy a few people from my family they have tried to make my life very annoying and depressing (only the woman) now i dont want to sit back and cry cry anymore.. if u cant beat them joing them.. any tips on making them depressed annoyed and make them cry?
2007-02-16 06:21:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Stick a few cards in their local area phone boxes, giving their telephone numbers and saying they offer adult services. Sit back and let them squirm.
2007-02-16 06:30:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Take the label off their hairspray and paste it onto a fog horn.
Watch them scream as their VO5 deafens them,
I nicked that idea from King of The Hill
2007-02-20 05:23:15 · answer #2 · answered by Doodle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in an elevator, hum the mission impossible song REALLY LOUDLY then begin 2 scream " the walls are closing in " and right before you leave press all the buttons. Everytime you see a baby sleeping in a pram, wake them up... Snort LOUDLY while laughing. when going thru the drive thru, specify that your order is to go. grow your arm pit hair really long and then start to brush it in public. dont bath for a week and hug strangers.Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
2007-02-16 06:34:36 · answer #3 · answered by peace 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why bother? The idea of doing it is much better than actually doing it. Best thing you could do is stop letting them get to you, as that's their pay off for doing it. Take the prize away and what they do becomes pointless.
2007-02-16 06:28:44 · answer #4 · answered by Finbarr D 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hit them on the nose with a spoon. Seems to work for your 3 month old.
2007-02-16 07:53:05 · answer #5 · answered by wee stoater 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What would you be gaining by annoying?
Of course you are hurt by others' actions . . but what do you gain by behaving alike them?I would instead, learn to take their actions far more casually and find a method to not respond with excess or negative emotion . . for doing so, is only a waste of your self and time . . and it takes you back instead of going forward.
2007-02-16 06:30:06 · answer #6 · answered by skydancerwi 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get them to read your question. It made me depressed and annoyed.
2007-02-16 06:24:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you want to annoy them try being nice and sincere. it always gets them by the chin and then you can lead them which ever way you choose but most of all make sure you hold no grudges if they annoy you smile and thank them for it
2007-02-16 06:33:42 · answer #8 · answered by didyaronamus 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell them to eat with their mouths and use their noses for juice squeezers. Tell them they have the faces of the north end of south bound cows.
2007-02-16 06:31:04 · answer #9 · answered by Monsieur Rick 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
FART AT SUPPERTIME!, MAKE SURE IT IS A GREAT MEAL!! WIPE YOUR FOOD ON YOUR SLEEVE AND TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL AS BITS SPIT OUT. KEEP ON CUTTING THE CHEESE AND BURPING AFTER A NICE GLASS OF SODA! HAVE A BALL! P.S. MAKE NO APOLOGIES NOR ANY EXCUSES!
2007-02-16 06:28:24 · answer #10 · answered by brxny2000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋