It ended badly. Now the real question is how do I hide the body?
2007-02-16 06:10:31 · 5 answers · asked by gotagetaweigh 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
LMAO!
2007-02-16 06:14:20 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Interpreted 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like chocolate to a fat kid. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig slop, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
2007-02-16 06:17:56 · answer #2 · answered by Slimslimmer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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the deep blue sea hides all the secrets
2007-02-16 06:17:12 · answer #3 · answered by tttpsunshine 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
umm you are crazy if you killed your girlfriend and should probally turn yourself in before guilt kills you.
2007-02-16 06:16:23 · answer #4 · answered by just to help :) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO TOO. GOOD ONE.
UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS WOULD BE A GOOD START.
2007-02-16 06:16:14 · answer #5 · answered by tracieisland 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋