If an Octopus were going to escape from a fish tank, where would he purchase a parachute?

Question

Or would he just crawl down the outside, instead of jumping?

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Answer 1

... I believe.. he would mail order it... and have the clown fish sign for it to divert attention. Then he would stuff it in the "Gone Fishing" castle.. until the most opportune moment. At which time.... he would strap it on.. .slowly climb up the inside of the tank... haul himself over.. and WHOMP! Splot! onto the lime green linoleum.... dragging himself across the floor ... quietly so as not to awaken the cat.... he would head for the pet door at the back of the kitchen... smelling freedom, unable to contain himself.

He'd ink on the floor.

Answer 2

Cat thinks he would use some of those arms to let himself down off the side of the tank, unless it was one of those beeeeg ones at the marina or something, then he'd need the parachute. Do octopi have money to purchase? Cat can get anything for a price....

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Answer 3

O O a hanglider the octy could swim thru the tank like a sharky and dive out thru the top soaring in the air! yea! umm rusty may have ta snag the glider some where and sneak it tocty under is wings

Answer 4

crawl down the outside

Answer 5

By the time he crawled all the way up to get out, he may as well just crawl down....

Answer 6

He wouldn't need a parachute, he would use his head as one...using his ink in case anyone tried to catch him in the act, and his tentacles as propellers, heck, he would be more like a helicopter than a parachute.
You just gave me a great idea...Helipuses. nice.

Answer 7

He'd get it from Academy Sports and Outdoors

Answer 8

he could be his own parachute couldnt he?

Answer 9

The same place you buy crack.

Answer 10

i doubt he would need one..♥