i need major help! i just found out last night my mom is dying!!! please make me laugh so i can feel better!!!

Question

im hurt bad!!!! ive been crying ever sense i found out!!!!!!

Answer 1

A native american father and his son were walking one day.

the son asked:father haw was my brother "raging fall" named?

The father explained that he and his mother had been making out that day and it was near a magnificent waterfall so they named him "Raging Fall".

they walked long and came to rest by the side of the lake and as they skipped stones and watched thier dog hunt fowl the son asked:

Father how did my sister get the name "Buzzing Hummingbird"?

The father explained that his sister was concived in a feild of bueatiful flowers where hummingbirds were all around as far as one could see.

They began to smoke the pipe, and the boy again questioned his father:

Father where did you and mother come up with my name?

The father sighed, tiring of all the questions and said:

Why do you ask "Two dogs screwing"?

Answer 2

I'm very sorry to hear about your mother, may God grant you and your family the strength during this difficult time.

Here's a joke.. kinda funny:

2 strings beans are standing at the side of the highway watching cars go by.
The first bean says to the other "Wow, did you see that? That was a Mercedes CLK!!"
Then the other says "OMG! Did you see that? That was a Lambourghini Diablo!!"
The first bean decides to take a closer look and SPLAT! He was hit by a truck.
The second bean rushes hiim to the emergency room and is waiting anxiously. Finally, the doctor comes out and says " Well, I have good news and bad news"
"The good news is he's going to be alright"

"The bad news is that he is going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life..."

Stay strong and God bless.

Answer 3

What's the difference in between a man and a bird?A bird eats with his pecker!

p.s.I am sry about ur mother