How paranoid are you. Do you believe?

Question

That 9/11 was an inside job
That the moon landing was faked
That John Kennedy was murdered by the CIA
That the government is covering up UFO evidence
That your E-mails are being monitered by the FBI
That water floridation is a communist plot

Give yourself one point for every "Yes" answer

If your score is 0 you may be a little naive
If your score is one or two you are normal
If your score is three or four you are neurotically paranoid
If your score is five you are drifting away from reality
If your score is six you are probably wearing a tin foil hat and will be afraid to answer this question.

How did you do?

Answer 1

I scored 0. Which conspiracy theory do I have to subscribe to so I can be normal? I wanna know!


Oh, but I do have people that are obsessed with me and my late husband! Does that count? Just search for my name or my late husband's name and you'll see 20 questions about us at any given time.

Answer 2

I love people that use the phrase "tin foil hat" are pretty funny. They have nothing else to say to refute any evidence, they just like to insult people.

I scored a 1 1/2. I don't believe the official story of 9/11. You pretty much have to be a complete moron to believe that ridiculous fairy tale.

Also, I think at the very least Oswald was a patsy, but I haven't the story as it was before my time. From what I've heard, Kennedy was going to sign an order to shut down the Federal Reserve and that's why he was assasinated.

Answer 3

2!
Normal- AAAAAAHHHHH NO way, that is NOT true!
But yeah, I don't express everything on here... most of it is what other people I know say, not what I truly believe.
But if they try to put a chip in me-
hell, they already probably did in some injection or other.
Oh, no, that would be a newer one, like that HPV vaccine.
There will be another vaccine that will apply to both genders, that they will make requisite, and with nanotechnology, of course they can just inject us and find us whenever they want.
We've got EZ Pass, we've got GPS on cell phones, and On-star, and Tom-Tom, and everything else.
We've got Amber alerts through which the government could get the public to track any of its enemies it wants if there's a threat to the government's internal security...
We've got surveillance cameras on SO many American street corners-
It's only paranoia if it isnt' true, or at least possible.
No, I don't really believe that bit about injections, but you get the basic idea.
George Orwell, here comes the real 1984.

Answer 4

I scored a 2.

Answer 5

my score is a 2

Answer 6

2: 9/11 and the e-mail thing.
but then you might be making some secret mind experiments now on behalf of the CIA so I'd better keep the tinfoil hat on just in case.

Answer 7

I got a 1, guess Im pretty normal. But with the scoring of ''six'' that was funny

Answer 8

Interesting test here.
To Comments from Pastor Melissa Scott and Dr. Eugene Scott PhD believers say thank you for drawing more attention to the domata duo. Your help to expose the truth about their deceit is furthered by your drawing searchers to this site with your spoofs.
THANK YOU!

Answer 9

I got 5 points, LMAO
But really there's more like:
What or who are they looking at with thoses satelites, and what about Big Brother cams, and now cameras at stop lights, and security cameras at all stores, DNA testing, PKU testing in newborns, FLU shots, social security cards, phone numbers, credit card numbers, banking account numbers, birth certificate, and how would you explain George Bush? LOL
I could go on and on about all my conspiracy theroies, but I won't scare you anymore!

Answer 10

My score is 3.
LOL