can you think of any alternative ways to sit on the toilet and poop?

Question

be creative

thats right HOT 1. i dont have anything better to do than ask a question like this.

Answer 1

don't sit... rather, CLIMB the walls (this is easy and fun to do, especially at the stalls at work)... from there, make sure you think your aim is good... you probably won't get it the first few times, unless you have a really good sense as to where your ******** is and at what trajectory your poo comes out. Anywho, climb the wall and rest your feet atop the stalls as well. then let it drop. even though there's going to be a lot of splashback, it doesn't have enough force to hit your bum. good luck, and godspeed, brother.

Answer 2

you make me thing of all my toilet inventions.

1. the recliner toilet: why poop when you can do it comfortably
2. the poop mouse trap: you poop and it runs down a series of turns and twist before it hits the water.
3. the poop viewer: it a video camera that allows you to see on a monitor on the wall, to see the poop fall from your azz but more importantly it allow you to wipe and make sure their is no more poop on your azzhole. or it could help you navigate the tender spots if you happen to be batting for the same team or if you have hemorrhoids.
4. and of course it works as a pussycam as well as a asscam for girls.
5.the see through toilet: watch things go down, see all the dirty spots, if it malfunction plumbers can see without taking apart.
6. and my personal favorite the roller pooper: it moves and shakes and turns as you poop. three setting and maximum is bull riding where the toilet can buck you off.

Answer 3

A couple of days ago, I went to Ebaumsworld and saw this amazing video of a guy taking a ****, but he wasn't anywhere near the toilet. He had wrapped his legs on the top of a bathroom stall, three feet above the toilet and pooped that way. Go check it out.

Answer 4

Sit facing the tank. You might end up squeezing some of your poop more, but it is different.

You could try pushing your butt down through the seat until it almost touches the water.

Squat with your feet on the seat. Watch out for the splash.

Stand facing away or to the tank. Its your choice if you want to spread your cheeks or not. Also, watch out for the splash.

Answer 5

Yep, it's called 4 large rocks in the shape of a square! Bring toilet paper, as leaves are quite chaffing!

Answer 6

Simple: Human thought waves detected in the early stages of impending bowel movements can be re-channeled via the use of optic lenses, surveillance satellites, anomalous high altitude dirigibles and fireballs, elf wave radio interference and Mars Bar emitting copper coils so as to launch our kaka across a great distance via a combination of telepathy and muscle control so as to create a psychic s*it-coated death ray.

Answer 7

Have you tried a handstand. Very, very tricky and can take you mind of the job in hand. However the results are spectacular and it is an audience pleaser. Just remember to run a bath when practicing this maneuver. Good luck!

Answer 8

Side saddle (legs to the side) or backwards, of course - like you are riding a horse and the head is the tank. I'm sure there are benefits to that - I guess you could always use the tank as a surface for your laptop or paperwork and it would be a double doody...erm...duty type of thing. lol!

Answer 9

Yes but due to pending patents I am not at liberty to divulge exact details. A couple components are uranium 238,a funnel,curari,duct tape and a gyroscope. Lab rats,er I mean volunteers are being accepted at the link below.


http://www.myassismelting.org

Answer 10

Squat below the toilet with your bum facing the air and wait until you REALLY have to go and push super hard and fast and it will shoot up into the air and I to the toilet.