Do you know any rhyming slang.?

Answer 1

'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack. I'll stand you a pig and you can rabbit on about your teapots. We can 'ave some loop and tommy and be off before the dickory hits twelve.

or, to translate

Hello my old mate (china plate) - what do you say we pop around to the bar (Jack Tar). I'll buy you a beer (pig's ear) and you can talk (rabbit and pork) about your kids (teapot lids). We can have some soup (loop de loop) and supper (Tommy Tucker) and be gone before the clock (hickory dickory dock) strikes twelve.

Answer 2

dog and bone, the phone
buletpruf vest, gest
Jet Fighter, All nighter
Max Factors, Actors
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Cockney Rhyming Slang
Pistol and Shooter, Computer
Chicken Jalfrezi, Crazy
God Forbid, Child (kid)
Obi Wan Kenobi, Mobi (mobile phone)

try this

the Lollipop is Jabba the Hutt so scarpa down the Frog and Toad to get me some Small Geezers.






anser

the shop is shut so go down the road to get me some Malteasers

Answer 3

I have just been down the frog and toad at the rub a dub having a mick jagger, when a geezer in a whistle and flute who was havin' a darkies bum and coke was givin' it large, rabbiting on his mobile dog and bone to some wooly woofter about the state of the ruby murray he had for lunch.

having heard enough, I finished my pigs ear and went down a coupla apples and pairs and left him talking shiny and bright, knowing he would get into some barney and rubble from the captains hook if he heard him havin' a go

so what was it you were wanting?

Answer 4

I was going to demonstrate my knowledge of rhyming slang but it's all gone Pete Tong, so I won't.

Answer 5

Gareth Hunt

Answer 6

Sceptic (tank) = yank = american
Sweaty (sock) = jock = scotsman
Bubble (and squeak) = Greek
Apples (and pears) = Stairs
Loaf (of bread) = Head

remember its only the first word that is actually spoken.

Answer 7

brown bread-dead
gregory peck-neck
randolf scott-spot
stick of rock-****
farmer giles-piles
mona lisa-freezer
mop and bucket-f**k it
ginger ale-jail
glenn hoddle-doddle/simple task
cream crackered-knackered
cobblers stalls-balls
carving knife-wife
caster & pollux-bollocks
bolt the door-whore
blackpool rock-c**k
porky pie-lie
port & brandy-randy
pearly king-ring(anus)
donald duck-f**k
joy stick-prick
melvyn bragg-shag
t-rex-sex
johnny cash-slash(piss)
william tell-smell

Answer 8

sticky buns = runs
boat race = face
garry glitter = shitter
jack and danny = fanny
scoober diver = fiver (five pount note)
rosie lea = tea
dog and bone = phone
tea leaf = thief

and looooooooooaaaaadssss more

Answer 9

Apples and pears, ginger beers, battle cruiser, rub a dub, brahms and lizst, threepenny bits,

Answer 10

Apples & Pears = stairs