Do you know this monologue? "Is it easy to be corny?"?

Question

I found a copy of this in my high school notes and I think it's a monologue. It's incomplete, though, and was wondering if anyone knows it and can give me the complete version.

IS IT EASY TO BE CORNY?

I know what you're thinking. That it is easy to be on stage & act. Oh no, you're wrong. To act is hard, but to be corny is easy. It is the easiest way to be noticed by the critic's eye. All you have to do is overact. Open your mouth ____, say over-sweet words, and simply smile when you're dying. Now my dramatics teacher said to me. "Now, now you. I won't dare put you in any of my dramatic scenes." But to prove to you my point and ability, I'll show you some of my scenes. It may not be coherent or grammatical. But I hope you see the fire, instead of the smoke...

Answer 1

Maybe you wrote that and don't remember doing it? I've done that before.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Here's a piece of advice. Never, never, NEVER perform a monologue in which the character is an actor.