2007-02-16 02:29:57 · 8 answers · asked by No Trespassing 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Litespeed probably can I know
2007-02-16 02:30:24 · update #1
A teacher, a rabbi, and a doctor walk into a bar...the bar tender says, "what's this, some kinda joke?"
2007-02-16 02:37:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Munjibar was trying to get a job in India
The Personnel Manager said, "Munjibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. If you pass it, you qualify for this job."
Munjibar said, "Mister Manager, I am ready"
The Manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Munjibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager, I am ready"
The Manager said, "Go ahead."
Munjibar said, "The telephone, it goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, ' Yellow, this is Munjibar.'"
2007-02-24 09:47:01 · answer #2 · answered by Snoodsmom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.
The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole
heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy
says he'll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the
boy said to his manager, "Some asshole wants to buy half a head of
lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man
standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly
offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, an d the
man went on his way.
Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got
yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on
their feet here. Where are you from, son?" " Canada , sir," the boy
replied. "Well, why did you leave Canada ?" the manager asked. The boy
said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up
there."
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada ."
"No sh*t?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?
2007-02-16 10:47:25 · answer #3 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What can a goose do/ a duck can't/ and you wish your insurance agent would do?
A/ stick his bill up his A**!
2007-02-21 21:46:17 · answer #4 · answered by missellie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The hard part of a date for a dog:
"Do I shake her paw... or sniff her goodnight???"
That's ruff.
2007-02-23 14:37:08 · answer #5 · answered by choose happiness 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good luck picking the best those are all pretty good I laughed.
2007-02-23 19:07:01 · answer #6 · answered by Shelly t 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where is gummi??
anyways what is the difference between a hoover and a harley???
the position of the dirt bag....lol...
2007-02-16 14:00:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
the most funny joke :you
2007-02-23 17:41:41 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋