2007-02-16 01:22:30 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
to give his wife something to wash
2007-02-16 21:34:58 · answer #1 · answered by ELIZABETH M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He likes to keep people on their toes. Why should someone so fly walk in through the door? Thats where all the shooters will be trained stupid!
You want evidence? OK, you pushed me, I'll give you evidence.
Does Santa drive a car?
No. Cars are for punks, Santa rides a sleigh. Not just a sleigh, but a cabriolet sleigh pimped up to the max with flashing lights and magical flying reindeers.
Does Santa dress his sensibly for his age?
What? Aint no way Santa would ever be seen without a hoody! what you take him for? That aint fake fur either, thats Russian sable trim.
Does he hang round with adults?
No. He chills with the young blood or spends nuff time with the elves. Santa aint ready to be put out to pasture just yet baby.
Is Santa anyones *****?
No way dawg! He might be cool as Christmas, but dude, Santa checks a list, he even checks it twice, he finds out who is naughty and nice, and then he makes a call to whether you are worth a fly-by that season.
Does Santa still enjoy a drink?
Damn right he does. I drink 20 Courvoisiers and I'm in rehab. Santa? He drinks his way round the globe, flies back to his pad, pops open the Cristal with Mrs Claus, and still comes back for more next year. He's tough dawg, real tough.
After all that, are you really going to question why Santa comes down the Chimney?
Ask again, and he'll probably blow you away next Noel.
2007-02-16 02:54:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is not to scare children? If he could come through the door they would worry that anyone could come through the door. Santa with his magical powers uses magic dust to make him smaller and your presents and come down the chimney!!!!!Though you can now BUY special magic keys that let SANTA down the chimney ,children leave them out for Santa if they do not have a chimney.
2007-02-16 01:31:03 · answer #3 · answered by tink 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is more fun for the reindeer to park the sleigh on the roof and because Santa is sooo big he goes to the nearest entrance...the chimney !! (besides, Mary Xmas loves all that washing) !!..haha
2007-02-16 01:27:40 · answer #4 · answered by ozzy chik... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Question...I have no idea, maybe because he has no key for the door so he goes down the chimney because its a shoot!
2007-02-16 01:25:48 · answer #5 · answered by little_miss_mystical 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe. good question. well if he had a key to every house he visited, he wouldnt have any room for presants on his sled. i dunno how he manages to get down the chimney, being the size he is. (Supposed to be, anyways.)
Baba Noel, as he is known due to originating from Turkey, would probably eat alot of spicy food; chillies and wotnots, you could smell him coming into your house. C'mon, do you really think he comes down the chimney? anyways, what if you live in a tower block. maybe he'd kick the door off. lol
2007-02-16 01:32:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he would be done for breaking and entering whereas the chimney is always open - apparently it is a legal loophole to stop him getting prosecuted!!
2007-02-16 01:26:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
there was some sort of a saint (saint christopher?) who used to drop bags of gold down poor people chimneys. or something like that, i guess the legend adapted a bit
2007-02-16 01:26:22 · answer #8 · answered by climba32 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes too much time. Magic raises him up and down the chimney much much faster. Also it is indeed quieter.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-16 01:51:33 · answer #9 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
st nicholas wanted to share gifts with people, but he didnt want them to know it was him!! so... he dropped prezzis down the chimney, and on this one occasion a little girl was drying her socks on the fire, and it landed in the sock, thats why we have stockings too :o)
2007-02-16 01:32:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
because he loves chimneys
2007-02-16 01:48:22 · answer #11 · answered by meditation and mango juice 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋