2007-02-15 22:23:06 · 27 answers · asked by muppet 4 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
TIGER: Come closer to the bars young man...thats it....a bit closer....a bit closer.... closer......SNAP!!!
Yum yum
2007-02-16 00:31:57 · answer #1 · answered by Basket-santa 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Apes would probably say Look at the T**s on her?
The fish would ask "Have I seen you before"
The lions would say "**** there goes another dinner"
the bugs "wouldn't notice they are in a zoo"
the polar bears would ask "where the f**k has the snow gone"
The birds "let me out of this poxy cage so I can S**t on you all"
Who knows what they think, what would you think if you were taken from your natural habitat and forced to live in totally unnatural conditions......After a while you'd just stop thinking
2007-02-16 08:46:08 · answer #2 · answered by kyri_c68 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You wouldnt be able to understand them anyway, even if they did speak english. Simply becasue thier concepts would be so far removed from our own, for example if two people are talking about quantam physics and you stumble half way through you wouldnt know what they are talking about, just imagine that but times it by a billion.
2007-02-16 07:45:24 · answer #3 · answered by kakarot_jrc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch Nick Park's Creature Comforts films to find out.
2007-02-16 06:43:55 · answer #4 · answered by Daniel R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They will say......'Look what our freedom brough us. You call this entertainment? For whom? YOU? Idiots. ...."
It will bare their teeth and say...."For once, can we switch places?"
Yes, zoos are cruelty to animals. We should all unite and write to our respective governments and have them ban this practice.
2007-02-16 06:57:20 · answer #5 · answered by Nightrider 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why am I here and who are all these people looking at me? Don't they have anything better to do than watch me eat and poop?
2007-02-16 06:31:48 · answer #6 · answered by Laurie K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they'd probably say:
Help get me out of this tiny cage and put me back in the wild.
2007-02-16 07:22:46 · answer #7 · answered by ljt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me out, give me more food & stop looking at me
2007-02-16 06:31:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do these people keep us here? Let us out!
2007-02-16 17:02:52 · answer #9 · answered by cutest pooky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get me out of here you ******* horrid humans!
2007-02-16 06:30:55 · answer #10 · answered by pigletsam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋