2007-02-15 19:51:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Yeah i do, it always makes me laugh when parents ask their kids"do you want a smack"? like the kids are going to say "ooh yes please". Another has got to be when your watching a film and someone says"did you see that"? i didn't come to the fu**** cinema to pay £6 to look at the bloody floor!
2007-02-15 20:52:10 · answer #1 · answered by Elaina k 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Haha, one of my best one's is when I am all dressed in my police uniform ready for duty and one of my siblings will ask me, 'Are you going on duty?'....'No, I'm going to sleep in my new pajamas!'. Lol! What others....um...oh, the one time I was at a house fire and someone drove past, stopped, and despite the fact there were firetrucks, smoke and firemen with hoses, the guy asked, 'was there a fire?'......'Noooo, we're just having a huge bonfire, wanna join? You could be the huge dumb marshmallow that we roast!'
2007-02-15 21:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
theres a knock on the door or the phone rings and some says who's that, before you answer. you fall down and someone say's what you doing down there, or are you alright. the home phone rings you answer and someone say's are you in, or where are you. your dad yells don't come running to me when you've broke your legs.
2007-02-16 07:40:45 · answer #3 · answered by joanne g 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Favourite of mine has always been
'Do you think I'm made of Money?'
I wonder where that one actually came from? Perhaps there is some old tale about a person who was actually made from money! I imagine his name might have been Steve!
And why was this tale only told to our dads?
2007-02-15 20:53:28 · answer #4 · answered by fairyprincesscorinne 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have no clue for all different than the pizza one. i think in case your speaking transport pizza a sq. field is greater trouble-free for stacking/storing than a around one (like, in case you have 10 pizzas to offer you are able to set them next to eachother definitely without taking over too lots area).
2016-10-02 05:45:40 · answer #5 · answered by whiteford 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a Dollar/Pound Store and someone asks...how much is this?
"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!"
"If you break your leg, don't come running to me"
2007-02-17 04:46:52 · answer #6 · answered by sweet_h 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mine is when you tell people you are going on holiday they say"Oh, going anywhere nice?"
Eh....no....i booked a holiday in the worst place ever!!! duhhhh :)
2007-02-15 23:11:34 · answer #7 · answered by Jessica B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when someone rings you on your house phone when you answer they ask where you are ,,,ummmmm at home
when someone thinks your lying they say don't piss down my back and tell me its raining ,,,,whats that all about
2007-02-19 07:10:41 · answer #8 · answered by lisa w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dad used to say " You want me to give you something to cry about?" , after I was already crying. Obviously I already had something to cry about!
2007-02-15 21:11:47 · answer #9 · answered by oldladygamer18 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
by the way i am deaf!
2007-02-15 22:41:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋