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Tell him his wife didn't think so last night.

2007-02-16 08:12:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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2016-05-20 07:22:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just based on the fact that he said you are ugly, you should get another doctor. He is not being professional. Probably something wrong with him.

2007-02-15 18:38:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

On a scale of 1-10, yes you should get a new doctor and while you are at it, I suggest a new mirror as well.

2007-02-16 04:38:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, just take a deep breath and head over to Village Inn for a cheeseburger and a piece of pie. That should help you get over the hurtful comments.

2007-02-17 02:27:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I know how you feel. My gallery manager said he had good news. Someone bought all my paintings. The buyer said he wanted to have the entire collection because artists are always worth more after they're dead.
I was ecstatic until my manager gave me the bad news: it was my doctor.

Yours is funnier. I just heard this one yesterday.

2007-02-16 07:27:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 0 0

Next time don't go to Rodney Dangerfield or Henny Youngman for a recommendation.

2007-02-15 18:27:11 · answer #7 · answered by Son of a Mitch 6 · 0 0

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2016-10-02 05:43:16 · answer #8 · answered by whiteford 4 · 0 0

He did not discuss your hemorrhoids?

Sue him for neglect and go see another vet for a second opinion.

2007-02-15 18:27:21 · answer #9 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 0 0

Sounds like the typical PLASTIC SURGEON to me!!! Trying to drum up business for himself. Did he suggest lyposuction AND a new face?

2007-02-16 14:05:21 · answer #10 · answered by Sassy 6 · 0 0

Boy, that is so old...

Henny Youngman, circa stone age
Rodney Dangerfield, circa middle ages

2007-02-15 18:29:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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