2007-02-15 17:32:09 · 19 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He's a communist and hates our method of government.
2007-02-15 17:39:31 · answer #1 · answered by RoninShonen 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If Santa ever came to my house, I'm calling Homeland Security and contacting the Military instantly. I don't want some fat, red, child molester in my home. Maybe Santa does not like presidents. You should file a report stating breaking and entering at once.
2007-02-16 01:37:52 · answer #2 · answered by Kitty Lucy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its very well known that Santa doesn't support democracy he's notorious for being a Communist. He hands out FREE presents no right minded democracy supporting person would do that.
2007-02-16 01:45:06 · answer #3 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He sold them to pay the elves wicked crack habit (ever seen a TMX Elmo? Yeah, little Minchy was so wasted when he came up with that piece of crap. Don't even get me started on Wiz-Art).
2007-02-17 00:41:18 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he needed the bar codes. did you know elves work in Chinese labor camps? they produce everything from christmas toys to dildos. and presidents day decorations. for santa. (the devil)
2007-02-17 07:15:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa's just jealous that he doesn't get to use Blue as one of his main colors; he hit my house too...
2007-02-16 04:47:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need them. I'm throwing a party for the Easter bunny and he loves president's day.
2007-02-16 01:40:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you can't even trust Santa! OMG what's the world coming to!
2007-02-16 01:34:54 · answer #8 · answered by rose_merrick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He was jealous, the only decorations he has is for Christmas.
2007-02-16 01:35:20 · answer #9 · answered by hol 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bcoz the santa likes it haha
2007-02-16 01:35:39 · answer #10 · answered by Casey Kc 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because they were soooooo DORKY!!! REALLY NOW, Abraham Lincoln posters on all the windows? THAT was a bit much, dont'cha think?
2007-02-16 01:36:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋