2007-02-15 17:13:41 · 19 answers · asked by surfdawg32 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
alright, here's what you do. Drink a bottle of disinfectant and then have one of your homophobic buddies wrap you tighty in saran wrap. Be sure to make them wrap over your nose and eyes too, then maybe when you die God will pull your head outta yer *** for ya, and you'll begin to realize that you can't catch 'gay' you ******* homophobic piece of ****. And you can quote me.
2007-02-15 20:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looking at your profile I know you're joking.
So let's see, how does one prevent themselves from catching gay?
Well, once you've caught Mr. Right, you won't need to make another great catch again...eh? Just go to a site such as gay.com or match.com or somewhere else and find the man of your dreams. Once you've caught him, you'll never have to "catch gay" ever again. Or if you need something instant, you could also find Mr. Right now...after you catch him, you won't need to "catch gay" for a few hours. Have fun.
2007-02-16 01:31:49 · answer #2 · answered by Future Pathologist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only act nice and respectful towards them.
The more you taunt, tease, discriminate against, or otherwise hurt gay people, the more likely you'll "catch it".
That might not be the correct answer, but it is the best course of action until you realize that you can't "catch" gayness.
2007-02-16 01:32:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay off of gay websites. Stop sleeping with gays, then pretending you're not gay. Stay ignorant, bigoted, and narrow minded. And mind your own business and except the fact our world is made up of all kinds of different more interesting people far better than yourself.
2007-02-16 02:50:56 · answer #4 · answered by older, not wiser 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you would actually read books and articles relating to why some people are gay, you would learn that it is not a virus. There are many theories, but you would have to be literate and intelligent enough to understand them.
2007-02-16 01:32:31 · answer #5 · answered by dumb-blonde 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People who are obsessed with homosexuals and make jokes about them on a daily basis usually have homo tendancies that they won't allow themselves to see. The most violent gay basher's psych profile shows they have strong homo tendancies but cover them, hate themselves for it, and turn their rage onto innocent gays.
2007-02-16 01:20:29 · answer #6 · answered by St. Toad 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Immunize yourself. If you are a man, find the biggest burliest trucker, and do him. it's like a dog who gets drunk and refuses to ever touch alcohol again... aversion therapy. Go for it dude... btw if you're a chick just call me ;)
2007-02-16 01:35:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to your little brain washing church services every week and believe anything the person says at the front
as he could never be wrong
well most of the time he is talking about stories that could not possibly be true like the world flooded but for only forty days
2007-02-16 01:18:26 · answer #8 · answered by zara3 goodie 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
you need the vaccine. normally a vaccine works by giving a minute dose of the substance, so by that rationing, you should have anal sex with a guy but only put an inch of their penis in
2007-02-16 05:23:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear twelve inch nose plugs, hum loudly (so you can't hear us), and don't go to the LGBT section of yahoo answers. Easy !!!
2007-02-16 08:25:25 · answer #10 · answered by kendra bryn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋