If you could have a painting like Dorian Grey.....?

Question

...whose portrait aged and carried his shame instead of him....what would you want it to absorb, in order that you did not have to experience it? Aging (like Dorian), feelings, doubts, fears, desires, anything that you yourself would like to be free of....any thoughts?

Answer 1

That is way to deep for me. So I guess aging.

Answer 2

I would make my painting go to work for me, and earn my paycheck, while I get to loaf around at home.