I yelled, oh baby give me your "big cutecumber"! We both started laughing so hard, we couldn't finish for a while.
2007-02-15 17:02:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He farted,and it got me laughing,and it did him to.
2007-02-15 17:07:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not me, but my wife.
I had earlier told her the joke about the guy who wanted his wife to moan at the moment she started getting hot.
When we were going hot and heavy, she said in a very sultry, breathy way, 'Do you want me to moan now?'
I said, 'Oh yeah, moan, baby, moan.'
She said, 'Oh, my, the lines were so long at the store, and we need to repaint the ceiling. Did you see the bills? ' and she kept going on like that.
2007-02-16 01:33:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha, ok, true story:
My boyfriend and i used to make fun of the movie "what's eating gilbert grape" all the time. Actually, we would just make fun of dicaprio's character. anyways, one day while getting it on in his car, i stopped, looked down at him, and said "GILBERT, SAY WHERE'S ARNIE!"
We've been together for three years.
2007-02-16 01:08:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was in a "state of rapture" and said, " Holy **** have I've got an incredible bone on." She replied, "you don't have to tell me about it."
2007-02-16 01:17:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's not weird but embarrassing. I accidentally called out my ex boyfriends name. My new boyfriend was so into it that he didn't care.
2007-02-16 01:14:40 · answer #5 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i said a woman and 4 kids just walked in so don't move.
2007-02-16 01:07:21 · answer #6 · answered by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i said "you're the best doodle that ever diddled me"...we still laugh about that
2007-02-16 01:07:13 · answer #7 · answered by Nacho Chacho 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I yelled, "WAIT!!! STOP FOR A SECOND! I GOTTA FART!!!" (I was with my sweet husband, thankfully...)LOL! LOL!
2007-02-16 01:07:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol :)
2007-02-16 01:07:43
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Good one .How about this one
Are you hard? (he was,lol, but didn't look it)
2007-02-16 01:07:07 · answer #10 · answered by cerridwen1983 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋