Impersonate a girl from India?

Question

In Mumbai, India, we have trains especially for females known as Ladies Specials.I was arguing with my GF that girls have it too good with all this special facilities. She argued that even travelling by the ladies special is no picnic. I disagreed.
She has challenged me travel by the ladies special.I have accepted the challenge. How do I dress up such that nobody figures that am a guy. If I get caught, I would land up in jail. So it is essential that I appear as a real girl and not a guy in drag.

i was not expecting an encouragment in this. However, I was hoping for a solution on how to appear as a real girl. backing out is not an option. my ego will not permit that.

Answer 1

I'm impressed by your venture!
*Get rid of all the facial hair, get some good cosmetic tips from your GF and dress like a modern day gal.
**Most importantly.....don't be checking out "boobs" and a**ess while you're there!!! :-)
***Come back and let us know how it went.

Answer 2

first of all grow good hairs on your head.removing all hairs on your body parts is verry important,wear a burkha so that nobody could have a look at your masculine body,a saree inside the burkha would be the best option so that you can also cover your head with it in case your father passes by you can make a parda of it and hide your fase,good make up is not important but you should not have any hair on your fase.apply kajal in eyes wear ear rings and a small nath in your ears looking a house wife is a safest way because if you become item then you will drag attention,dont carry any bag only buy a ticket a only travel for on station and that also during morning time,enter the train when all ladies have entered ,travel in the lagguage compartment because you can easyly get down from this comprtment dont colide with any women they can immediatly make out the male touch,carry a book or news paper dont look it to any bodys eyes,dont carry any mobile along with you,best thing is if your gf travels along with you,you will be more comfertable.dont try to escape if fased by any ticket examiner or police pass by calmly,if you try to change the route they will call you and question.i mean this not a great job to do you can travel for a whole month with out being noticed but dont disclose this to your closest friend only way you can got caught is by some complaint.i will also suggest change your mind and try doing some thing else.this play always has a risk ,you can spoil you complete life if caught by the police as they can put several other cases of robbery or murder taken place in the railway primises,worst you will find your photgraph on the front page of a evening newspaper.

Answer 3

Dude, u are deep deep ****. there is no way u r getting away with this. u will b caught and jailed. but before that u will probably b badly hammered. get out of it if u can. if u cant, god bless u.
it was a stupid bet to make. how wd u know how it is to travel in the ladies?
if u cant get out of it, go as a muslim girl, wearing a burkha, but there again u wd have to wear a salvaar kamez and heels under the burkha and boobs for the shape.

Answer 4

Enough with the "it was stupid" stuff what's a couple of years in jail ever done to anybody(ha), now let's get to the issue at hand. You'll need a corset to give yourself a sort of figure, then, you'll want to use a slighter darker shade of foundation for your skin to make your nose acnd chin look smaller (apply this back towards your eyes(for the nose) and towards the neck (for the chin), shave (of course), and that's all I can think of. Have fun and good luck!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

I have always maintained that our Indian subcontinent has the strangest males. As such, my advice is to not do it. Seems easy enough, but are you "man enough" to back down from a challenge you already accepted?

Answer 6

Definitely... on the list of thigs never to be done. Life is not a Bollywood movie. And especially after the Gateway of india incident, it will be a very bad idea.

Answer 7

Sounds like you are better off just taking your girlfriends word for it and not going to jail. Think of something more productive to do.

Answer 8

i think the burkha is the easiest way . and get some lady friends to travel with you, choose a non crowded timing, get down at the next stop.

hope you come back to answers .....to choose the best one!!!!

Answer 9

Ask Govinda or Kamal Hasan.

Answer 10

i will not judge you. im just gonna answer your question

drink hormone pills to soften your features(optional)
shave facial hair
pluck/shave/wax brows
curl lashes
dress as simple as you can in a dress. pants and a top will give away your masculine figure