Why would a person make love to a pillow? and what happens once you fall in love with the pillow?
2007-02-15 16:04:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
sombody had too many pills *falls on floor laughing* I swear this pillow loves me!!!
2007-02-15 16:07:59 · update #1
well wonce you have made love to your pillow, you and your pillow fall maddly in love and ahve little cotton balls and they will sprout into healthy loveing pillows.
Congradulatios!
P.s. Can I be the god-mother?
:)
2007-02-15 16:09:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bang my pillow every night and guess what, it doesn't have a headache or tell me to hurry up or wait a minute or try to adjust anything - it just lays there and lets me do my thing and doesn't demand hug and kisses afterwords and I don't have to worry about getting it pregnant or it giving me STD - what a perfect bed companion.
2007-02-15 16:14:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
why you have little baby pillows of course.
2007-02-15 16:06:57 · answer #3 · answered by laura n 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey....at least you can have protected sex......inside joke.....when me and my bf got together his mom asked if we use protection and he told her yes..he put a pillow behind my head...hahahahaha
2007-02-15 16:24:49 · answer #4 · answered by MomOf2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are a Fluffy Humper........
2007-02-15 16:07:45 · answer #5 · answered by char__c is a good cooker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-15 16:07:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What?
2007-02-15 16:06:53 · answer #7 · answered by texas tornado 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your officially considered...Lonely (or loser)
2007-02-15 16:06:51 · answer #8 · answered by ♦Bl!nd PoeT♦ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
0_0
2007-02-15 16:10:04 · answer #9 · answered by stardust6547 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋