since when is it illegal to glue horns to my dog and advertise it as a triceratops
2007-02-15 15:10:19 · 9 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If I were you I would create a fluffy stuffed animal based on your unholy creation so that you will have something to sell to the Walmart Corporation when they build a SuperCenter on what was once your land.
2007-02-16 13:59:44 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It’s not illegal but ur dog should have these descriptions to be advertised as triceratops:
ur dog size should be huge
ur dog should be really fat
ur dog should be always unfriendly
should have large bony frill
and should be a plant eater
2007-02-16 00:45:49 · answer #2 · answered by they're savages 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shoulda used staples and shaved all its fur off. Mo one woulda noticed the difference, especially if you showed em that Jurrasic Park Documentary.
You are in Alabama, right?
2007-02-15 23:53:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's only illegal in Mississippi and Oklahoma, I'll call my lawyer for you...you don't happen to have elephants in your zoo, do you? They're exempt from the law, I checked.
2007-02-16 04:44:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Patrick, perhaps they wish to breed it with a horse to see if they can get a unicorn.
2007-02-16 21:51:45 · answer #5 · answered by Benji 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't be a problem. Now, may I have some more tea, Rex?
2007-02-16 01:09:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as long as you serve milk and school pizza, they shouldn't be able to take away the children.
2007-02-15 23:13:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you think thats tuff, wait 'til p.e.t.a gets a hold of you!..â¥
2007-02-16 00:48:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO you're too funny!
2007-02-15 23:13:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋