have you ever been attacked by a blue monkey with white spots because one is trying to break into my house right now
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ahh my life
2007-02-15 14:31:30 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ok, don't worry, here's what you do. (You're sure it's blue with white spots and not the other way around right?)
Ok, so get some liquid soap and cover yourself in it. Then get a lighter, light it and run out the backdoor screaming, the monkey won't know weather to keep trying to get in the house or chase you, so it will hesitate and lose it's chance at catching you.
2007-02-15 14:34:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry. Its the white monkey with blue spots that are poisonous.
2007-02-15 22:34:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Michael Jackson an tell him. He will come pick up his monkey.
2007-02-15 22:36:57 · answer #3 · answered by sublime1973 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just ignore him. If he doesn't go away, offer a human sacrifice or your toaster. When we were attacked we didn't have a toaster because we gave it to the red wolf with wings, so we used a fridge.
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2007-02-15 22:41:32 · answer #4 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but I have had to beat off pink elepants with crossed out eyes
2007-02-15 22:34:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GET OFF THE DRUGS. CALL THE POLICE, THEY WILL CAPTURE THE MONKEY AND YOU WILL BE SAFE
2007-02-15 22:34:55 · answer #6 · answered by KRIS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call the police! monkey at your door....wants bananas....go to the store...
2007-02-15 22:35:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
throw him a pack of ramen noodles and he'll leave . . . bt beware because once he has the ramen he'll want more.
2007-02-15 22:35:55 · answer #8 · answered by Sublette 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry,
it was a green one with pink stripes.
cant help ya.
2007-02-15 22:34:04 · answer #9 · answered by IDNTGIVASHT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll save you!!!..*Heroic music plays*
2007-02-15 22:36:20 · answer #10 · answered by Whaaaat?? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋