As most of you know NY state was hit by a tremendous amount of snow the last week, almost 6 feet here in Weslake county..Anyways, I told my wife I wanted her to run to the liquor store and get me a six pack and some chips as American Idol was coming on and there is that sexy gal judge Paula Abdul and I wanted to watch her. So the show starts at 8pm Est. and I told the wife to get busy by 3:30 or she would be late. She says NO, it would be dangerous to our baby ( she's 7.5 mos. preggos ), well we all know that's crap, excersise is reccomended by doctors. So I told her that in a Muslim country, she would be stoned to death for disobeying her husband, she's says " so what we live in America ( yes she's is saucy when she's preggos)", so instead of stoning her, I made her sleep under the porch for a night..All I heard was honey...honey...help, it's cold and a raccoon is biting my ankles, like whined all freakin night..I let her in the am and sure enough under the frostbite were racoon bite
2007-02-15 14:20:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You don't deserve her. I pray that you have nothing to do with this childs life and that she gets away from you and finds a good guy soon, she deserves so much better than you!
2007-02-15 14:28:22 · answer #1 · answered by ღღღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no way this story is true. Number one, anyone living in western N.Y. would have a couple of cold cases on hand for just such an event. Number two, you don't need to go to a liquor store to buy beer in NY - you can get it at the corner 7-11. IF you were really out of beer, you could have just had her walk to the store.
2007-02-15 14:27:37 · answer #2 · answered by Isaac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blinky Lives in Good Old New York City, and Blinky thinks. He will come and hunt you down, sounds like YOU need a Good Old Fashion *** KICKING. Also sounds like your LADY needs a REAL man.......
2007-02-15 14:30:43 · answer #3 · answered by Blinky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah -- right
Thanks for the 2 points
*fiction writer*
2007-02-15 14:26:21 · answer #4 · answered by iwonder 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a sick bastard. Sure hope that baby isnt yours OR it has NONE of your traits. Your wife is right, she does live in America and she knows her rights as a women.
2007-02-15 14:44:45 · answer #5 · answered by busyscrappin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is when we need the thumbs down rating on questions.
If you're serious, your wife really needs to leave you.
2007-02-15 14:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ ☆ StarLiteGrl~98☼1 ☆ ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe when your sent to jail for spousal abuse you can call her and say honey... honey its cold in here and I cant keep these guys out my ******....
2007-02-15 14:26:07 · answer #7 · answered by mad_crazy_drunk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mommy dropped you on your head as a child, right?
2007-02-15 14:27:19 · answer #8 · answered by Skeezix 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whatever. you wish thats how the story went. was the couch comfy enough for ya
2007-02-15 14:24:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Um, yeah.... you think you are making a joke, but that kind of crap happens...
2007-02-15 14:25:56 · answer #10 · answered by from HJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋