Anyone have any good jokes or something to cheer me up because I'm kind of sad right now...
2007-02-15 13:44:12 · 26 answers · asked by defying_gravity_92 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
that's a good idea to reach out to people when you are feeling sad and down.....
if no-one can cheer you up: perhaps take a nice warm bath; make yourself a cup of hot chocolate and listen to some music....
phone a friend who you can discuss your sadness with.....
good luck, take care
2007-02-15 13:47:55 · answer #1 · answered by JustSo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A rancher was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence, wide-eyed and soaking in the whole event.
The rancher thought to himself: “Great, now I’m gonna have to start explaining sex. Well, no need to jump the gun. I’ll just let him ask the questions and I’ll answer as best I can.”
After everything was over, the rancher walked over to his son and said, “Well, son, do you have any questions?”
“Just one,” gasped the still wide-eyed lad. “How fast was that calf going when he hit the cow?
there r these stairs and each time u step on a step they tell u a joke and if u laugh u go back down to the first step but if u dont laugh u go to the next step. so the red head gets up to step #36 the brunette got to #54 then laughed and the blonde went up to stair #99 and then laughed. the red head asked the blonde y she laughed when she wuz 1 step away from 100 and the blonde said b/c i finally got the first joke.
ok theres this jewish boy and theres this regular boy and the jewish guy say shalom (thats hi in hebrew) and the regular guys like wuz up dawg.
2007-02-15 13:57:46 · answer #2 · answered by leelee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww. hey c'mon keep you CHIN UP!!!!!!!!!!!! i feel sorta kinda sad right now too cause the guy i liked doesn't like me i think but u've got to stay alive and move on!! i mean, one thinng (no matter HOW big this thing is) can't keep u down for the rest of your life. i know i sound too peppy but i'm just tellin' u to CHEERRR UPPP!!!
Well if that didn't work how bout this,
my math teacher is soo fat, right? Well when she's goin' through the desks her butt flies out into my face!!! IM SErIOUS! you should see it. it's hilarious! and my homeroom teacher he is a coffeee addict and when he says, " Do u need some hhhheeeeellllllppppppp?" after i raised my hand i'd just say ," Uh.. i was stretching!" and then cough when he left! lol.
2007-02-15 13:50:42 · answer #3 · answered by Party Princess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"
"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
2007-02-15 13:48:44 · answer #4 · answered by upnorth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's the matter Princess????
No matter, just know you're awesome enough that a complete stranger wants you to smile tonight! Life has LOTS of bumps, but no matter how low you get, you'll come back!
How about this for a joke...
Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?
Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel.
Hope it helped...and smile would ya! I KNOW you have a great smile in there!
2007-02-15 13:49:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know plenty of racist jokes that are HILARIOUS but ppl get mad at them.. Dont worry I got whitee black mexican u name it lol
What do you call an elevator full of white people??????????
- A cracker box
Whats the difference between a refridegerator and a gay guy?
- AThe fride doesn't fart when u pull the meat out!
What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels @ss?
- An afghani mechanic!
Why don't mexicans teach sex education and drivers ed on the same day?
- They don't want to wear out the donkey!
What do you call a black priest?
- Holy Sh!T!!!!!!!
ENJOY hahahahahahaha
2007-02-15 13:51:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
a man asked a genie for three wishes: 1. to be the richest man on earth. 2. to be the most handsome man on earth. but the third wish was anything but what he had in mind- 3: he asked the genie to be the smartest man on earth, and she turned him into a woman.
kinda lame, but can cheer 'ya up if your BF broke up with you~ feel better!
2007-02-15 13:49:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A panda walks into a bar orders a sandwich, eats his sandwich gets up shot his waiter and leaves. The bartender say hey what are you doing. I'm a panda look it up.
So the bartender grabs a dictionary and looks it up it says
Panda: eats, shots and leaves
2007-02-15 13:49:03 · answer #8 · answered by iseemen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Watch "Employee of the Month". Thats the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
2007-02-15 14:05:29 · answer #9 · answered by Mike I 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think of Sandy Duncan naked in a Kansas Wheatfield,skipping eating a box of Wheathins...
2007-02-15 13:48:03 · answer #10 · answered by grandysclit 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋