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My dad is a doctor,he delivered a baby on a bus and a drunk guy slipped in the afterbirth goop and got covered in it, how did he explain that to his wife? Did she believe him, lol?!

2007-02-15 12:49:09 · 6 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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My garage is flooded.

Wow...that is...wow. Well, they say that the truth is always stranger than fiction. I would believe him, especially if he is covered in...after birth. Ewww.

2007-02-15 13:03:00 · answer #1 · answered by Chistiaŋ 7 · 1 0

I called into work sick once. I told my boss that I hadn't slept in over 12 hours b/c I took a cold pill that jazzed me up. It was true-I can't take anything over the counter b/c I get the shakes and can't sleep. Too much of something in it. But it sounded ridiculous to me and I imagine to my boss. lol

2007-02-15 20:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by ksueditz 5 · 0 0

I had to explain why my teenage son didn't take his homework in - truth -
the cat peed on his book and he put it in the microwave to dry and it burst into flames.

He took the ashes to school in a bag and the teacher cracked up and ragged him over it for months!

2007-02-15 21:47:55 · answer #3 · answered by Debi 7 · 0 0

The martians made me do it with their brain altering ray guns.
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2007-02-15 20:56:41 · answer #4 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0 0

My cat died

2007-02-15 20:52:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

take pictures..

2007-02-15 20:51:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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