2007-02-15 12:18:22 · 23 answers · asked by Your Angel 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I thought the Rocky Mts. would be a little rockier,
Yeah that John Denver's full of ****.
2007-02-15 12:23:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You sold your dead bird to blind a kid?
2016-05-24 05:05:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
while petting Petey, whose head has been taped back on by scotch tape]
Blind Kid: Pretty bird. Can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird.
Harry: Where's the booze?
Lloyd: I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming.
Harry: Oh, no, no.
Lloyd: Come on, Harry.
Harry: It gets worse. My parakeet, Petey.
Lloyd: Yeah?
Harry: He's dead.
Lloyd: Oh, man, I'm sorry. What happened?
Harry: His head fell off.
Lloyd: His head fell off?
Harry: Yeah. He was pretty old.
Mary: [after hearing on TV about the kid who bought a dead bird] Who are these sick people?
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let's not.
Lloyd: This isn't my real job, you know.
Mary: No?
Lloyd: Nope. My friend Harry and I are saving up money for a pet store.
Mary: That's nice.
Lloyd: I got worms!
Mary: I beg your pardon?
Lloyd: That's what we're gonna call it. I got worms! We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms.
Lloyd: Well suck me sideways!
2007-02-15 12:31:36 · answer #3 · answered by Daniell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...dead bird....blind kid...ha ha...*falls off chair*
2007-02-15 12:21:28 · answer #4 · answered by Searching4Love 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I told him he was shy, and he would warm up to him in a few days....I didn't hear you complaining when mama brought home a nice bag of rocks for ya!
2007-02-15 12:22:59 · answer #5 · answered by new me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's not dead he's resting probably pininh for the fjords
this maybe an obscure reference but someone will get it.
2007-02-15 12:23:30 · answer #6 · answered by molly 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why won't tweety sing for me? Nice tape around his neck.
2007-02-15 12:20:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i told him it's favorite thing to do was play dead, he couldn't see it to say I was lying
2007-02-15 12:21:54 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ ltlsunny ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Harry, I took care of it!
2007-02-15 12:21:45 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretty bird...
2007-02-15 12:20:29 · answer #10 · answered by Sgt. Pepper 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋