2007-02-15 11:59:20 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Have children
2007-02-15 12:01:44 · answer #1 · answered by Trumptonboy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Empty beer can wind chimes are a good one. Lol.
I think music's the way to go though. Get an opera cd or Abba or Hatebreed cd (whatever your neighbor hates) and play it long and loud on a cd player perched in your open window while you're out. Be careful not to play it during hours Bylaw enforcement could nail you though.
OR...Get a musical greeting card and carefully take out the mechanical part and hide it somewhere in their yard, like stuff it in the gap between the window shutter and the siding.
I put one of these things behind a huge filing cabinet in my ex-supervisor's office and it ran non-stop for four days. He couldn't work, he couldn't get to it and it eventually helped him get fired. (don't ever mess with me ;)
2007-02-15 12:18:54 · answer #2 · answered by fly boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about getting a load of old CCTV cameras, erecting them in your garden and pointing them at your neighbours windows and doors?
I doubt it is illegal if they aren't turned on, but I have no idea where to buy them.
2007-02-15 12:33:48 · answer #3 · answered by johnnycigarettes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the idea of a plastic flamingo garden on your front lawn. You could get all sizes and make little groupings to look like families - even put your grill out with some of them to look like they're having a perpetual cookout (don't forget the beer cans). Dress some to look like rednecks - some to look like your neighbors - some to look like they're being attacked by 'gators. Let your imagination soar and have a whole bunch of fun!
2007-02-15 12:05:49 · answer #4 · answered by Decoy Duck 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't mind you being my next door neighbour. Especially if you can't think of anything to p!ss me off as i think mine have covered it all . Please move next door to me !:(
The worst thing they do is watch me ALL the time and i mean ALL the time . Like they have nothing better to do than spy on me...! i Hate it !! !
2007-02-15 12:23:07 · answer #5 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy some windchimes from some crappy hippy shop. Two of my neighbours have these and they drive me fricking crazy.
2007-02-15 12:57:43 · answer #6 · answered by Foot Foot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rent a goat then help it get into the neighbours garden....
2007-02-15 12:03:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've got a really noisy wind generator made out of feral cats that doesn't generate any electricity but it does make a god awful racket. You can have it for 60 bucks.
2007-02-15 12:02:43 · answer #8 · answered by your attorney 7.0 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
get a cockerel we know someone who has one near them and it does there head in oh and my neighbours have a stupid ugly little excuse for a yappy dog that never fails to do my head in
2007-02-15 12:11:45 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pink flamingos- dot your yard with them, IDK where you can get them. also hang empty beer cans from every tree in your yard start your lawn mower every single day at the same time but dont mow, I guarantee this will drive them insane. oh yeah you could also try decorating for christmas early oh and use a little too much oil in your mower, just enough to make a little smoke and send it their way.
2007-02-15 12:09:45 · answer #10 · answered by molly 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dollar Tree/Store (whatever) Wal-Mart, Marcs, Party Station....lots of noise makers and crap thereXD
2007-02-15 12:02:30 · answer #11 · answered by Searching4Love 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋