any genre my chums....if its really bad i will try to put it in .....
2007-02-15 11:16:41 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"This could hurt a bit".................said the dentist as he prepared to bore me with his enormous drill.....................
2007-02-15 11:25:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thank you. I nearly gave you mine, but now I think there's more mileage in it than I thought. Why not dumb down the writings of some of our famous? Jane Eyre: I wasn't going out again, I'd already wasted enough time (no visitors), and I was stuck in for the rest of the day.
2007-02-15 11:33:46 · answer #2 · answered by filmwatcher59 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Harry Potter turned on the tv to watch a party political broadcast to find that he'd run out of rich tea biscuits.
2007-02-15 23:11:38 · answer #3 · answered by brainlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lecture hall was full. Not of people but of half awake cadavers desperate to make it through another semester of general Education Classes that they will never use again in real life.
2007-02-15 11:20:33 · answer #4 · answered by khanofali 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
''It was in the early 50s....and i have just finished school...Oh how i miss those days....i can still remember the first day at school.'' then you tell all those boring detail....and so on and so on....then go into what the family was like....all those boring Aunts and Uncles..etc etc...by the time you get to the last chapter you have just finished decribing the last family member
2007-02-15 12:40:27 · answer #5 · answered by §§ André §§ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sally jumped on the pogo stick and fell into her dog's pee?
wait that wasn't boring
sally jumped on the pogo stick and jumped to the moon
nnooooooooooo
sally jumped on the pogo stick and shook hands with president lincoln!
If you use any of these, remember jamaster told you the jokes. I know i am good aren't I?
2007-02-15 14:07:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
there was this guy, right, and he did some stuff, right, and he he did some more stuff n that, and he didn't get no respec or nuffin so he went ome n watched big brover for like, 4 hours or summfin, and he had some pringles cos their well cool and he had a bottle of whte lightnin and he drank it all himself cos he was ard innit.
2007-02-15 11:30:37 · answer #7 · answered by sirdunny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crabs usually move to their sides, but today they seemed still but on closer inspection, they were moving in circles like a string of dna band
2007-02-15 11:32:09 · answer #8 · answered by antagonist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect
...you don't want to be a copycat.
2007-02-15 11:24:50 · answer #9 · answered by mairimac158 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"So i said to her, you know that dress really doesnt suit you". lol
And by the way LOL @ rose_merrick´s answer. Thats so funny and i agree with her, i think that may be a really good starting line to your novel. lol
Good luck. :D
2007-02-15 11:19:22 · answer #10 · answered by Jaded 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you injury yourself again, ill put you in a home like you did you your 82 year old mother who has Alzheimer's
2007-02-15 11:28:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋