A rancher was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence, wide-eyed and soaking in the whole event.
The rancher thought to himself: “Great, now I’m gonna have to start explaining sex. Well, no need to jump the gun. I’ll just let him ask the questions and I’ll answer as best I can.”
After everything was over, the rancher walked over to his son and said, “Well, son, do you have any questions?”
“Just one,” gasped the still wide-eyed lad. “How fast was that calf going when he hit the cow?”
2007-02-15 10:42:02 · 49 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
that was funny kizzy...i checked out your blog.loved your monkey song...cheers....
2007-02-15 10:47:49 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quaint
2007-02-15 11:28:13 · answer #2 · answered by mairimac158 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny joke bro
2007-02-15 10:45:42 · answer #3 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-02-15 14:50:22 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ ☆ StarLiteGrl~98☼1 ☆ ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-02-15 10:44:47 · answer #5 · answered by Backwoods Barbie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha.....That was pretty hilarious...I will defiantly use that sometime in the next 24 hours multiple times
2007-02-15 10:48:18 · answer #6 · answered by MyRandomness 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh thank you -- I just had a tough stressful day at work & this gave me the laugh I was looking for.
Yes.
2007-02-15 10:46:26 · answer #7 · answered by celia17 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny, loved it.
Ha1 Ha !
2007-02-15 11:25:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL nice one
Dr Bad
2007-02-15 10:46:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...i think that is one of the best clean jokes i have heard in quite a while....Congrats!!!
2007-02-15 10:46:18 · answer #10 · answered by blueidgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol haha
2007-02-15 10:53:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋