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her a cheesy line. She looked at my toppings and I knew she liked me when I saw her eyeing my sausage. We seemed like the right combination. It was a special moment. Even though she was of the upper crust and I didn't have a lot of dough, I knew my dead pan humor would win her over. She is a real dish. Weeks after we met she broke the news to me. She has one in the oven. I can hardly wait to hold the little shrimp. Who could top this?

2007-02-15 10:23:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Puns? Sir, I am deeply offended. Any puns that occur are simply accidental. As Winnie would say: Pooh occurs.

2007-02-15 10:33:14 · update #1

6 answers

You are such a ham!!
Oh, she bit the pineapple did she. This could mushroom into a real romance. I can see you two now at a table for two while the chef sings 'Bella Notte'. I think you should L'il Caesar by the hands and ask for her hand in marriage. If you don't, her father may get Anoid and make an offer you can't refuse. Then you would fall down like a Domino. I think you should hold the ceremony in the Pizza Hut. You could get married by Papa John, If you get it done with friends; five bucks, five bucks, five bucks, if it isn't done in 15 minutes you get it free! Afterward, you can call them to come deliver the baby at no extra charge. Good luck and Congratulations!

2007-02-15 14:22:25 · answer #1 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 0 0

Some really saucy answers ahead of me!!! I hope mine is a little more meaty however. Why does Mr. Jimbo mind if our verbage is peppered with puns? If Ms. Chovie is of the upper crust I think it is your duty to rise to the occasion. At yeast give her a chance. Show her a slice of life like she's never seen before!!!

2007-02-15 12:28:58 · answer #2 · answered by Sassy 6 · 0 0

No, thank goodness...if I observed some thing in actual existence and it made me think of of somebody on Yahoo! solutions, i might in all probability flow chilly turkey on the region, via fact i could be conscious of i'm addicted.

2016-12-17 10:55:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

ah the never ending pun... YOU WIN! Unless marrianne_not_ginger stops by.

2007-02-15 10:25:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Angela could. Sadly, I;m not her... witty. but unamusing. i don't like your sausage....

2007-02-15 10:26:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

lol! that's funny!

2007-02-15 10:27:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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